TikTok Filters No Longer Recognize My Face As A Face So I'm Gonna Go Commit Crimes.

TikTok filters no longer recognize my face as a face so I'm gonna go commit crimes.

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

Today at work, a little old lady with a Southern accent said "Excuse me, honeydew" (because I was in the middle of the aisle sorting the clothing I had to put away) and I have never leaped into a rack of clothing SO FAST AND AGGRESSIVELY. I couldn't just let an old lady go AROUND.

I'm scared to ask but... what do you mean?

If you knew what I knew about the skin of a grape, you wouldn’t be eating that shit 

I deleted everything in my YouTube likes and it took me longer than I want to admit to figure out with instructions. Time to start fresh.

Me and @kinghelios33 when we see each other.

Angel: I think I’ve been hiding my real feelings for Alastor pretty well

Alastor: *enters the room*

Angel: I have to gay- I mean go!