Incorrect Homestuck Quotes - Tumblr Posts
jade harley discovered pablo picasso
Jade: me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔
DIRK: There's just something about becoming a god that's... inherently dehumanizing.
DIRK: Like, everyone's focused on the Ascension or becoming Greater, but not enough people focus on what is Lost of you.
DIRK: You're not a person anymore, just a personification. You're a concept, an abstraction. All neatly-defined boundaries and borders, none of the vagaries or blurring or blurring of lines or grey areas that come from being mortal.
DIRK: You can never change, now. Never grow or evolve. You are this, forever stagnant. And the thing you've been made to embody might not even be your best trait.
JAKE: Just like taylor swift.
DIRK: ...
DIRK: I want to be alone with this guy for a minute.
DAVE: socrates was a little bitch
DAVE: i dont know jack shit either but you dont see me bragging about it
[a “socrates 2” sash materializes around dave]
DAVE: aw hell
TT:
TG: i thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so i was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then i saw that the bird was knitted as well then i realized i was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
TG: hey rose, i was about to spew out some sick lines on karkat but i wanted to check with you to make sure they’re not like, too cheesy or some shit
TG: i’ve got a few written down but ill just pick a random one
TT: Well, let’s hear them
TG: *ahem* are you an intensive care unit because icu
TT: …
TT: David
TG: not bad right?
TT: Dave that is the worst pickup line I’ve heard since I accidentally walked in on Dirk and Jake cuddling on the couch whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears
TG: so that means its good right-
TT: no
TG: if i met barack obama irl id be so embarrassing id try way too hard id be like "hey i like your raps" and hed prob make some raw beats and shit and then id pass out
The correct way to play barbies by karkat vantas and john egbert
John, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Rose, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Dave: what the fuck are you guys doing?
John: playing systemic oppression
Gamzee: HEY BEST FRIEND.
Karkat: GAMZEE WHAT DO YOU WANT-
Gamzee moves Karkat out of the way and runs over to hug Kurloz
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Kurloz, signing: SUCKS to be YOU don’t it motherfucker?
Vriska: We need a slur for toddlers
Is GrayStillPlays just Dave in real life?
Dave: outta my way nixon
Dave: if im gonna die im taking this alleyway down with me
Porrim: i simply do+ no+t have eno+ugh tatto+o+s