Nobody Asked But Here Are Some Of My Dwarf Head Cannons To Go Along With My Hobbit Ones:

Nobody asked but here are some of my Dwarf head cannons to go along with my hobbit ones:

-they are also middle earth cryptids but its in the way that they so rarely leave their home people just…forget they exsist sometimes

-the women folk are extremely rare (this is cannon) and are used to doing hard physical labor to make ends meet and therefore have much smaller chests than other races (which helps them disguise themselves as men easier!!(unless they grew up rich and didn’t have to, but they still probably did work in their craft/weapon of choice that made their chest look more like pecs))

-THE WOMEN HAVE BEARDS TOO!!!!!!

-they have big ears (as seen by the prosthetics the dwarf cast of TH wore) so that they can hear each other over roaring forges or big mine shafts that would normally be hard to hear in (this is the same reason for their canonically good eyesight especially in the dark)

-they have really good lungs too!! Bc some mines are bound to be dangerous and full of (normally) harmful particles in the air but it doesn’t affect them

-their features are hard and jagged and look like they are made from stone (which adds to myths that they are made from stone on account of them being so sturdy and strong) but they aren’t (they don’t deny this though—it helps keep their super secret dwarrow culture™️ hidden away from outsiders)

-their skin is just like..a little gray(grey?). Not in like a sickly or bad way. They just are..a little grey. And pre-Erebor fall they were pretty pale but post- Erebor fall they got a tan due to working out in the sun

-there are probably a lot of half-dwarrow mixed in with the race of men bc women are rare and they need to further the population somehow (or just genuinely fell for a non-dwarf)

-Mahal and Yavana are married and therefore Hobbits and Dwarrow are brother-species who are yin and yang to each other but live too far apart from each other to realize (both races are also very suspicious in general too)

My own personal hobbit head cannons include:

-they are the middle earth equivalent of cryptids (the people of Bree play along for the bit)

-hobbits have tails because they are from the earth and connected to animals and nature in a much deeper way than anyone realizes and so they have tails as a result

-they also have animal like features/habbits (like wiggling their noses, their ears can droop and raise (like how people can raise an eyebrow), or sharp almost feral looking eyes at times)

-their feet are large and leathery but look more similar to paws and are designed so they can scurry around faster or run on all fours/crawl easier

-THEY HAVE DARK SKIN!!!!!!(they are a people of farmers!! THEYD HAVE A TAN!! VERY FEW HOBBITS ARE ACTUALLY PALE!!!!!)

-so.many.freckles

-Yavana planted them from the ground and so they can plant their own faunts from the ground too, but most just do it the other way

-they literally HAVE to eat green foods, because if they don’t they get really sick and could die since they are from the earth and it helps keep their connection (and by extension themselves) strong boned and as ablebodied as possible

Thank you for coming to me TedTalk.

Apparently Liam Payne is dead, and as far as I know it’s only JUST been announced. He found found in Argentina after apparently falling from the 3rd story window. And I don’t know how to feel about it.

On one hand Liam Payne is a pillar of my childhood—being a member of One Direction and all. I grew up watching interviews and singing the songs along with him and the members of One Direction. And while he was never my favorite, I did love him as much as the others. And when 1D split apart i waited and listened to his music just like the others.

But on the other hand he struggled with substance abuse heavily even while in 1D and was not a good partner to his ex’s who have said he would DM fans and was abusive towards them. Liam Payne was put into fame probably too young and turned toward substances. He put marketed as a ‘boy’ and nothing more than a singer apart of one direction.

Liam Payne has done bad things, hurt a lot of people, but he was 31 and shouldn’t have died that young. He shouldn’t have to leave his child behind and have to hear the last thing Directioners say that we hated him.

IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS IN THE IMPACTED AREA OF HURRICANE HELENE DO NOT GET INTO THE WATER!!! THE WATER IS ALIVE I REPEAT THE WATER IS ALIVE!!! IT HAS KILLED ONE PERSON THAY I KNOW OF!! DO NOT GET IN THE WATER!! DO NOT TOUCH THE WATER!!! STAY SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM THE WATER IT IS ALOVE IT WILL KILL YOU AND IT HAS ALREADY KILLED ONCE

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

My take on lotr and the hobbit