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A Humboldt Squid For Humboldt-squid, Who I Noticed Was Regularly Answering My Corny Visual Pun Posts
A Humboldt squid for humboldt-squid, who I noticed was regularly answering my corny visual pun posts (correctly, no less!).
Also, the picture is sideways but my computer’s currently being finicky and not letting me change that - sorry!
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This is Sybil Ludington. Today is her birthday. Sybil is not very well known and it’s a crying shame. The 16-year old was personally thanked by George Washington for her heroic feat, riding twice the distance of Paul Revere and warning the militia and rebellion sympathizers of the sacking of Danbury, CT. But thanks to Longfellow’s severely historically inaccurate poem, more people remember Revere’s ride than hers. *sighs* By the way? Revere got captured by the British after his stint and had a ton of other riders out on the roads with him or to switch off with. Sybil Ludington was by herself, in the rain, and she beat highwaymen trying to stop her doing her duty WITH A STICK, still managing to get the job done and home safe. Thanks, Syb. You should make everyone happy inside with your pure badassery.
I'm fooling around with charcoals, does anyone post selfies they want turned into awkward portraits?
I'm probably just going to go with the first one that (if any) comes in, fyi.
Lament of the wannabe artist
You know, using charcoal a lot Might seem like it's cool, but it's not; Black soot everywhere On clothes, face and hair, And causes peculiar black snot.
Innovation
A musician thought it’d be slick,
To play a Theremin using his dick.
When he played for a crowd
The ovations were loud,
He’s now proud of his talented prick.