"What The Hell?! I've Just Been Eaten By A Follower Of An Ancient Chinese Philosopher!" Tom Said In Confucian.

"What the hell?! I've just been eaten by a follower of an ancient Chinese philosopher!" Tom said in Confucian.

Double Dactyl XXXVIII

Cardigan cardigan Wearing a sweater in Sweltering heat, almost Ninety degrees. The riotous masses In wool (how it scratches!) Much hotter than matches Make it stop please!

Maybe if I had a teacher like this I would have liked science more.

#i'm all warm and tingly inside

#it's probably the blood loss

(tags by improbablepirate)

I know you’ve been hurt

By someone else 

I can tell by the way

You’re bleeding on my couch

Seriously can I get you a band-aid or something

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.