So Youre Telling Me Fukuchi Genuinely Rolled Up With A 6 Year Old Military Vet, A 13 Year Old Thief,

So you’re telling me Fukuchi genuinely rolled up with a 6 year old military vet, a 13 year old thief, a blind criminal mastermind, and Tecchou, who is Tecchou, and just asked to have a super powered military unit? And they said yes???

One of my favorite things about the Lovecraft fight is how John, the guild guy, is just minding his own business with Dazai threatening him, and the whole time they are watching Chuuya fight Dazai just can’t help but be so in love that he spends the whole time info dumping to this random ass guild stranger about Chuuya like a middle school girl yapping about her crush

Chuuya tried to get Dazai to be nicer to Akutagawa, and tells him to start with little things, like getting him small gifts

Dazai hands this to him at the end of their next training session

The deep pain of being unable to murder fictional characters… and also not wanting to get bodysnatched by a russian rat who very clearly predates shampoo

I saw someone say "give fyodor an award" and uh no actually id rather hit him over the head with a brick multiple times but thanks anyway

I didn't know that, that's actually really sweet

Dazai has a straight jacket that says "I went to Meursault and all I got was this dumb shirt"

The real reason Lord Francis sided with the ADA and against the Decay of Angels is because he took one look at Fyodor and said "I ain't working with no damn commies"