The Entire Population Of Deer In Forks After Another Long Hard Day Of Avoiding The Cullens In The Woods

the entire population of deer in forks after another long hard day of avoiding the cullens in the woods

I'm terrified I think

Statistics suggest that Oscar Piastri will win his first grand prix at the age of 23: First fastest lap

First lead

First podium

First first row

First GP

First points

Kimi's first GP win

... it gets harder and harder to defend them every time a new picture drops

MAKE EM BITE THE CURB

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The 2021 grid and what type of character they are written as (order based on current championship standings)

*WARNING I AM BEING MEEEEAN*

Lewis Hamilton: Mary Sue love interest the writers try to give layers to by … torturing them??? (*ahem* Iris West *ahem*)

Max Verstappen: main character in a book that tries to be the next great american novel written by that hipster hitting on you in a coffee shop

Lando Norris: teenager in a show about Millennials written by a Boomer who hasn’t talked to a teenager in 30 years

Valtteri Bottas: technically he’s a main characters but the writers … forget … that … a lot ???

Checo Perez: absent parent in a teenage show on the CW

Carlos Sainz: generic love interest in a book about a 30-sth woman „fixing“ her life after her divorce by ... losing weight and dating a younger man, I guess?

Charles Leclerc: one third of the love triangle in one of those YA novels I read as a teen

Pierre Gasly: love interest in an action movie where the writers think they are woke for only 💕torturing💕 her instead of ✌️fridging✌️ her

Daniel Ricciardo: sitcom main character suffering from nice guy™️ syndrom (yes, I am rewatching Scrubs right now so what?)

Esteban Ocon: 🏳️‍🌈token gay character🏳️‍🌈

Fernando Alonso: reality TV judge

Sebastian Vettel: fanon rewrite of a beloved character that is sort of actually problematic but ✨they fixed him✨

Yuki Tsunoda: 🔥bad boy🔥 in a wattpatt story

Lance Stroll: side character on the football team the writers bring out when they need a non main character to say a line

Nicholas Latifi: love interest the main character dates in season 2 to hinder the end game

George Russell: Luke Skywalker as played by Mark Hamill

Kimi Räikkönen: detective in a critically acclaimed show I am convinced people are only fake liking

Antonio Giovinazzi: the big brother in a teenage show the writers forget about by episode 5

Mick Schumacher: Luke Skywalker as written by George Lucas

Nikita Mazepin: "fed a bot a bunch of YouTube comment sections and had it write its own - here’s what happened" tweet become sentient