Things I Laughed At - Tumblr Posts
Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
the entire population of deer in forks after another long hard day of avoiding the cullens in the woods
I'm terrified I think
The 2021 grid and what type of character they are written as (order based on current championship standings)
*WARNING I AM BEING MEEEEAN*
Lewis Hamilton: Mary Sue love interest the writers try to give layers to by … torturing them??? (*ahem* Iris West *ahem*)
Max Verstappen: main character in a book that tries to be the next great american novel written by that hipster hitting on you in a coffee shop
Lando Norris: teenager in a show about Millennials written by a Boomer who hasn’t talked to a teenager in 30 years
Valtteri Bottas: technically he’s a main characters but the writers … forget … that … a lot ???
Checo Perez: absent parent in a teenage show on the CW
Carlos Sainz: generic love interest in a book about a 30-sth woman „fixing“ her life after her divorce by ... losing weight and dating a younger man, I guess?
Charles Leclerc: one third of the love triangle in one of those YA novels I read as a teen
Pierre Gasly: love interest in an action movie where the writers think they are woke for only 💕torturing💕 her instead of ✌️fridging✌️ her
Daniel Ricciardo: sitcom main character suffering from nice guy™️ syndrom (yes, I am rewatching Scrubs right now so what?)
Esteban Ocon: 🏳️🌈token gay character🏳️🌈
Fernando Alonso: reality TV judge
Sebastian Vettel: fanon rewrite of a beloved character that is sort of actually problematic but ✨they fixed him✨
Yuki Tsunoda: 🔥bad boy🔥 in a wattpatt story
Lance Stroll: side character on the football team the writers bring out when they need a non main character to say a line
Nicholas Latifi: love interest the main character dates in season 2 to hinder the end game
George Russell: Luke Skywalker as played by Mark Hamill
Kimi Räikkönen: detective in a critically acclaimed show I am convinced people are only fake liking
Antonio Giovinazzi: the big brother in a teenage show the writers forget about by episode 5
Mick Schumacher: Luke Skywalker as written by George Lucas
Nikita Mazepin: "fed a bot a bunch of YouTube comment sections and had it write its own - here’s what happened" tweet become sentient
toto is sliding into max’s dms like “id never treat you like that baby id let you play videogames even during the race if you like. we’ll put it on your steering wheel. we’ll supply you endless cans of unlabeled red bull so you dont even have to change. i’ll even contractually bind george to bring you snacks and give you foot rubs at 4am if you like. anything for you baby i love you call me”
on the topic of twitch quartet.. i hate the name twitch quartet im so sorry. i know it just makes sense but can't we come up with something better. like twinkatron supreme or something idk
the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore
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Aro’s alomst attack on Bella in New Moon
*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy
an actual footage of me opening tumblr and seeing video of max mentioning grindr AGAIN and clip of him taking off his pants:
choose your fighter:
bryan “praise kink” bozzi
toto “clinical obsession” wolff
james “love bombing” vowles
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings
Angel God put in charge of naming F1 drivers: Daniel Ricciardo, Yuki Tsunoda, Max Verstappen, Zhou Guyanyu... these seem pretty good.
God: boring. Make one american.
Angel: Uh. Okay. Mario Andretti?
God: too italian. Make an american one.
Angel: too itali- okay. American. I can do that. Jim Hall.
God: more American.
Angel, sweating: S-Scott... Speed?
God: More.
Angel: more American than Scott Speed the racecar driver??? Um uh... Oh! Logan Hunter Sargeant!!!
God: TOO AMERICAN TOO AMERICAN SOUND THE ALARM WE'RE OFF BALANCE MAKE A FRENCH ONE OVERCOMPENSATE
Angel, sobbing: FUCK FUCK FUCK UHH PIERRE JEAN-JAQUES GASLY! IS THAT FRENCH ENOUGH?
God: yeah. Okay what do we have left.
Angel: OKAY. Okay. Um. Hmm *reads clipboard* we've got... huh. We've got two more drivers, three first names, but. Hm. Only one last name. What should we do? Make them brothers? That could-
God, smoking a cigarette: give all the first names to one guy.
Angel: wh.
God: all three first names. Give them to the one dude. That's it.
Angel: ...Okay. So we have George William Russell, and... what about the last one? I have the last name here, but-
God: Make him up a first name.
Angel: what?
God: did I stutter. I don't care. Use any random made up word you first think of.
Angel: but... alright. Um, Lando? Lando Norris? Okay, cool, then that's-
Another Angel, driving a large truck: new shipment of names here, boss!
Angel: no wait, it's fine, we've got names for them all!
God: nah, it's chill, we can just make another guy and give him all the extra names. Should be fine.
Angel: but there's like- sir, who ordered one first name, no middle names and... six hundred last names????
God, in the process of creating Carlos Sainz Vazquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Birto Moreno de Aranda de Anteriuga Tiapera Deltun... junior: I Am Ineffable.
for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end