If Oscar Piastri Has A Million Devoted Lesbians Then I Am One Of Them. If Oscar Piastri Has Ten Devoted

if oscar piastri has a million devoted lesbians then i am one of them. if oscar piastri has ten devoted lesbians then i am one of them. if oscar piastri has only one devoted lesbian then that is me. if oscar piastri has no devoted lesbians then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is with oscar piastri, then the devoted lesbians have conquered the world.

something something scuderia ferrari’s pride & joy kyle garrick being the only driver on the grid to win the british grand prix in silverstone every year

'Ted have u seen that befo-'

Ted: 'ITS A MASSIVE YELLOW FAN HOW COULD U MISS IT. HOW COULD ANYONE MISS IT. A TEAM OF EXPERINCED GIRLS AND GUYS CANT SPOT A FAN? WHAT IS THIS DUMB FUCKERY? WHAT IN THE STUPIDNESS IS RHIS? HOW COULD WILLIAMS CALL THEMSELVES A TEAM AFTER THIS HOW CO-'

Lando Norris winning this championship will actually be terrible for Formula 1 as a sport because it will give credence to those who claim "it's just the car".

Let's be realistic, if Lando wins this year, that would mean that a driver who:

1) didn't win a race after 5 seasons in F1, then won 1 circumstantial win, then didn't win again, despite a few different opportunities and only won again in a highly upgraded car that was so fast it won the race by the largest margin of the season,

2) scored one pole position in more than 5 season of F1 and only started scoring more with the fastest car,

3) is often enough being outperformed by his much younger teammate who has 4 seasons less Formula 1 experience than him;

4) can't start a race without losing at least 1 position, consistently compromises his own race by going off track, even gaining penalties for doing it too often & making other rookie errors;

- will recieve an award for being the best amongst this specific category of 20 drivers, many of whom outperformed him and made less mistakes, but were in inferior cars. Say what you will about Max but not only did he prove himself many times over long time before he sat down in that RB19, he also made the most of having such a dominant car. He made it look easy.

Hey guys would you like to see the edit that permanently altered my brain chemistry for the worse

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Happy monza '19 anniversary let's all kill ourselves (ctto x)

Prancing Horse + Red Bull | Räikkönen + Vettel