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'Ted have u seen that befo-'

Ted: 'ITS A MASSIVE YELLOW FAN HOW COULD U MISS IT. HOW COULD ANYONE MISS IT. A TEAM OF EXPERINCED GIRLS AND GUYS CANT SPOT A FAN? WHAT IS THIS DUMB FUCKERY? WHAT IN THE STUPIDNESS IS RHIS? HOW COULD WILLIAMS CALL THEMSELVES A TEAM AFTER THIS HOW CO-'

HUMAN TO HERO WITH ALEX ALBON

your honor my client has dark brown eyes hes allowed to do practically anything under the sun. yes. by every law ever written exactly right your honor. yes he can approach the bench so you can take a better look once again

Posture

I always joke that the F1 drivers are too gay to stand straight but like seriously their posture's are atrocious. I get that in the car it's a tight squeeze but damn man can't at least one of them have good posture?? Like someone always has hunched shoulders.

F1 Mafia

For anyone who never got into kpop, you probably think this is some edgy mafia au whatever, no. Mafia is a game where people sit in a circle and they all get designated jobs/roles, like police, doctor, citizen, spy, mafia. The aim of the game is to find the mafia before they kill everyone. It sounds simple but it has the same effect as Uno and Monopoly. So anyways I want the FIA or Netflix, or whoever just wants to play devil's advocate, to go and take all the drives and make them play Mafia. I think it could either be very fun or it could turn out so bad that the following race we can have like half of the grid DNF cause people decided to take revenge. I already have certain headcannons about this but anyways, just a thought.

Pierre: Hey I just wanna inform you guys that Charles just watched Dahmer and is really loving it so maybe don't make him mad anytime soon. Just be careful.

Lando: Understood!

Carlos: Got it! but I feel like we should be telling someone else as well. but who am I forgetting??

Alex: Well if you're forgetting then it must not be important.

Carlos: You're right!

*Meanwhile in Ferrari*

Mattia: *sweating bullets just trying to make coffee*

Charles: *standing in the corner of the kitchen staring at him while sharpening a knife*

*in Vegas next year*

Lando: Hey, Lewis?

Lewis: Yeah, what's up?

Charles: is gay marriage done here in the little chapel?

Lewis: Yeah??? Wait! Why are you asking?!?!?!

*meanwhile in A Little White Chapel*

The other half of the twitch quartet: *a little drunk and buzzing with excitement* We're getting married!

Yuki and Nyck: *trying to get the chips on the top shelf* I can't get it! Almost! No!

Alex: *Takes said chips* here you go guys!

Logan: *take the bag next to it* Here more if you want veriety.

Nyck: thanks!

Yuki:* begrudgingly take the other bag* fucking beanstocks

*2023 Grid Watching someone do Donuts on track*

Charles: I like it Picasso!

Logan: That was *chef's kiss* Bussin

Oscar: SHEEESH

Lando: SLAY!!!

Alex: It's Giving ~ TALENT~

Fernando: *side eyeing them all* WHAT THE FUCK-

Lando to the F1 grid GC: *sends a selfie*

Lando: rate the rizz that this pic radiates.

Charles: 5/10 nbbng.

Oscar: yeah 6/10, it's not an L but it's not a W either.

Alex: 6? 5? why are you guys being so nice to him? 0/10 total L

Carlos: Guys stop being so mean 10/10 Carino I think you have W rizz.

Checo: WHat tHe heLL?!?!?

Fernando: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS?!?!?!

Nico: umm......It wasn't like this the last time I was here...

Kevin: @Nico that's because your an old hag, go away and bring me back my Golden Retriever!

Tried the thing where you send F1 drivers to your friend who doesn’t follow F1. I am still crying at this :D Thanks to @fancydunamancy for your patience and creativity :D Also I may post the All Stars round we did, including past drivers :D

Also, tag yourself, I am Ben Glam’s sadder brother Hugo

leclerc on pole. perez outqualifying max for the first time this season. both williams in the points (with colapinto ahead of albon). ollie almost getting into q3 and outperforming hulkenberg. oscar in p2 and lando in p17. the ONE TIME i miss qualifying

some other baku thoughts:

-awesome for leclerc, he definitely tried everything to get past osc good for him

-p3 for russell, nice. checo officially the worst out of the top 8

-so sad for checo that would've been his first podium since shanghai TT0TT he drove rly well too. and sad for carlos asw

-max couldn't complete that fast lap bc of the crash, so norris ended up with more points (still below the average he needs to win the wdc, but very impressive considering he started p15)

-also, amazing recovery drive from lando. sucks that his quali went the way it did but oh well. good recovery from lewis to get points asw

-OLLIE BEARMAN IN THE POINTS!! THE FIRST PERSON TO SCORE POINTS IN TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS IN HIS FIRST TWO RACES (that's such a specific record but whatever)

-AND BOTH WILLIAMS!! P7 FOR ALBON AND P8 FOR FRANCO!! NICE :DD

-rip yuki having to retire at the start of the race. im fine i promise.

all in all amazing race :DD

Tbh since Australia and all the williams drama, everyone began writing LoganXAlex more often and i'm fucking eating it up. I started writing one too, but idk. Anyways, if anyone has recs for our williams boys, please send me!!

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WELCOME to my page, I actually created this Tumblr account 3 years ago and never used it, I recently found it but rather than deleting it, I figured I’d ‘recycle’ it and just use it as a page dedicated to fanfics.

REQUESTS are open and you may submit your own asks but read below to see what I write, don’t write and also what I do not tolerate on my page. I only write for a specific set of people, again, read below to see who they are. Suspense lol.

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Rules for Requests

My content will NOT cover topics such as smut, sexual assault, incest, violence, abuse, disabilities, or self-harm. I also avoid including any suggestive references to blood or weapon fetishes in my work.

I ALSO don’t write driver x driver or footballer x footballer, and not many works, if any at all, will take a male readers’ perspective.

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The drivers I write for currently are: Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton, Oscar Piastri, Mick Schumacher, Charles Leclerc, and Alex Albon.

The footballers I write for currently are: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Jude Bellingham, and Declan Rice. (Such a variety ik)

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Charles Leclerc:

- A Dulcet Evening ~ You and Charles have a few weeks to yourselves before Baku, it’s Friday and you go to pull him off of the simulator when you instead see him playing the piano.

Lance Stroll:

- A Weekend or Two: Completed

Summary: Asking the driver of the team you work for to attend a wedding with you as your fake date is possibly one of the dumbest ideas you've had ever.. but also one of the best.

• Part 1

• Part 2

• Part 3

• Part 4

• Part 5

• Part 6

• Part 7

• Part 8

Oscar Piastri:

- My Muse ~ Oscar is a visitor at your first art exhibition - not exactly his scene - but it’s one that he contributed to financially to help you out, an upcoming artist he’s taken a bit of a liking to.

Max Verstappen:

- Rain Now Run ~ Being caught in the rain without an umbrella isn’t fun, but when you’re with Max? Fuck it.

- Expanding Our Horizons ~ Seeing your boyfriend play with his nephews stirs emotions inside of you. While it may be the first time you and Max have acknowledged it, it may also be the last.

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Trent Alexander-Arnold:

- Little White Lies SMAU ~ You’re a tease, asking for things you supposedly already have. Trent catches on... eventually.

- Breaking Barriers: Ongoing

Summary: Arne, in hopes to focus on his team’s mental health as much as their physical, recruits a younger but just as educated psychologist to work one-to-one with the more reserved players. Trent is one of them.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Jude Bellingham:

~ Coming soon!

alex albon should be given a machine gun and diplomatic immunity

Uhm yes hello i’m also looking for mutuals and that’s my ao3

Maybe you guys should read my ao3 stuff! I have five cute little oneshots up there and i’m having writers block rn lmao idek 👍

Charles babes I don’t think surfing is for you😭😭😂😂 these pics just look like when I was a kid pretending to be a water bender 😭😭

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His faces are what kill me the most in these pics send help😭😭

OH EM GEE — LANDO NORRIS

PAIRING lando x fem!reader

SYNOPSIS ! in which formula one collaborates with east asian fashion magazine, LUCID, in honor of the 2023 season start and finish. But unbeknownst to everyone, one of the drivers has a secret crush on one of the designers and models.

GENRE smau + written chapters, fluff, crack, angst, somewhat strangers to lovers

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, (more to be added)

FEATURING f1 drivers, f1 wags, enhypen, new jeans, (more tba)

STATUS starting soon...

TAGLIST open!

📂 LUCID – DRIVERS – WAGS – MORE

MASTERLIST

Week 1

01. what's your ETA?

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03.

04.

05.

06.

07. got me feeling like damn

Week 2

(more tba)

chapter names may be subject to change

TAGLIST : @tpwkstiles