I Love This Woman And I Need To Share My Art Of Her With The World Because She Is My Wife And We Will

I love this woman and I need to share my art of her with the world because she is my wife and we will make wonderful children that won't be addicted to shimmer and we will live in piltover and TOTALLY NOT GO OUT AND KILL ALL THE PEOPLE because my wife is totally not that kind of woman and is just really stressed and she did absolutely nothing wrong ever in her life and then we can invite Mel in because we would be a triple stuffed chocolate oreo and Sevika would just blow my back out while Mel wore some thigh high boots with a whip giving Sevika instructions on how to blow my back out.

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This was an anatomy and lighting study with photoshop crashing and crying multiple times.

No, it isn't AI generated and all painted by tablet

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conceptually the idea that the tullys privately decided jaime was gay after ignoring-lysa-and-twirling-his-hair-at-brynden-gate is really really funny. like lysa honey don’t be upset it wasn’t your fault i’ve never even seen him look at a girl. oh he joined the kingsguard? so he never has to get married or father children? (meaningful glance) good for him. i suppose. wasn’t until the clash stannis gossip girl blast that they considered an alternative theory

free my girl she did all of that, feels no remorse, and is actively planning to do more, but have you considered it was funny as hell

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How GRRM accidentally wrote Jaime as a repressed bisexual (or, why bi!Jaime supporters read it that way)

It’s nigh impossible to go too long in the Jaime and/or Jaime x Brienne fandom without hearing talk of people headcanoning Jaime Lannister as being a bisexual disaster, but from where did this talk derive? 

Interpretations of the text, of course! But what could be there, you say? How much so called evidence could there possibly be?

A lot. 

A whole lot. 

Now, I think we can all agree that any such textual evidence was unintentional on GRRM’s part; it’s more than quite likely that GRRM thinks he’s written Jaime to be a heterosexual man. That doesn’t change what he wrote, though, nor how his writing can be interpreted—or, in this case, has been interpreted.

Bi Jaime headcanons were all born from endless textual bits of evidence concerning Jaime. 

My fellow Jaime stans, let me introduce to you all the ways GRRM accidentally made Jam Lan far less heterosexual than he intended.

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