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I just had minor surgery so I'm a little high right now. Sorry if anything I post is weird. Anyway keep sending in asks. I appreciate them and I love reading the really long ones.

Humanformers a/b/o with soundwave and hot rod

Hot rod is heavily sparked with not one but two bitties that make him show faster and carry heavier. He has a very large belly because of it throughout the entire carrying.

Hot rod still works even if he should be on bed rest.

He works in a cafe or coffee shop or floral shop and tries to stay hidden from the mech he didn’t know was a high ranking yakuza or mafia member. Next in line for Megatrons throne.

Hot rod fell in love with the mech but he was sure it wasn’t reciprocated and he knew kids didn’t belong in that lifestyle. So he hides in a whole new town and tries to live even though its hard because carrying takes a lot and he’s stressed.

Soundwave goes looking for him the moment he disappears and finds him when hot rod can’t pass off his belly as weight gain. Especially when the twins make him waddle early on

He waddled into work and threw on an apron. He was exhausted from barely getting any sleep last night, which had become the usual and was trying to get through his shift.

He got to work baking treats and getting coffee ready. He stayed silent the majority of shift unless talking to a customer.

He knew the others had questions. Likely wondering where his mate was since he was pregnant. He could hear them whispering behind his back, but he didn't want to answer them. The sire was none of their business and someone he didn't want to think about ever again. Wanting to move on with his life.

He mostly worked in the back baking different things. While contemplating life and how he'd gotten there.

In the next town over. He'd been working at a small coffee shop near his school when he met him. He was a regular who had all the omegas fawning over him.

He was handsome and mysterious. Always covering his face and wearing a long coat with red shades.

He was built like those Alpha's you seen on TV. Except they wished they had Soundwave's body. Everywhere he went he drew Omega's in. Not just because of his body but also because of his scent which caught every Omega's attention.

Just thinking about him made his heart pound rapidly in his chest. The two of them would talk whenever Soundwave came in. He wasn't much of a talker but for him, he'd try. Which he appreciated. Especially after he got to know him more.

It was sweet and he found himself falling for the Alpha and it seemed Soundwave was feeling the same way because he asked him out on a date.

If he knew who Soundwave really was and all the things he'd done he would have never agreed. Instead he would have ran away and saved himself the grief.

The two of them had a fun time on their first date and it turned into another one and another one. Until the two of them were sleeping together and thinking about moving in together at the end of the semester.

Then he learned the horrible sickening truth of what Soundwave was. What he'd been hiding for him, as he pretended to be a loving doting Alpha.

He'd never forget the crime scene photos he was shown while being questioned as they showed him the real person he'd been dating.

At first he didn't want to believe it but the more evidence he saw with photos attached. The more he realized what Soundwave truly was and it felt like he was being stabbed in the heart. It was a pain of betrayal as he realized everything he knew about Soundwave was a lie and he'd been using him.

Soundwave wasn't the nice, shy alpha who took his breath away and made him feel like the only person in the world.

Soundwave was dangerous. He killed people for a living and was Megatron's second in command. When he retired Soundwave would take over and lead the Decepticons. A violent gang known for doing all sorts of horrible things.

The very thought that he'd been deceived made him sick, and he thought that was why he was sick all the time before learning the truth.

When he almost passed out at school. He'd gone to the doctors and found out he was pregnant much to his horror.

After that he had to leave and start over. Drop out of school and move towns. He knew Soundwave wouldn't want the child. He didn't mean anything to the Decepticon. He was just using him for fun and pleasure. He was scared Soundwave would hurt the child if he knew. Which is why it was best to keep his little one a secret.

He also didn't want his kid growing up exposed to someone like Soundwave. The life he lived was no place for a child and would only get them killed.

He was safer now that he was away from him. This was for the best. He kept reminding himself even though his spark disagreed.

He'd stupidly fallen in love with someone who will never love him back. Now he was stuck with their sparkling trying to find a way to rebuild.

Little did he know Soundwave wasn't going to let him go and had been searching for him.

When one of his men spotted him in the next town over he immediately went there. He found the coffee shop he worked out and learned where he lived.

He watched in the shadows as the door opened and Hot Rod stepped out. Looking as beautiful as always maybe even more radiant if that was possible.

He stared in shock at the obvious belly bump. Shocked to learn that he was having a child and determined to get them both back.

Megasoundrod au

Barbarian

Soundwave and Megatron enjoy being inside where its warm by the fire with their mate Hot rod laying propped up between them as they laid in a nest and rubbed his overly large tanks that held two sparks

He sighed pressing against his mates feeling warm and comfortable. He found himself drifting off to sleep when Megatron kissed his belly.

"Beautiful."

He smiled feeling Soundwave rub his belly. All three of them were excited for the sparklings to arrive. It felt like it could happen any day now.

"I can't wait to meet them."

He smiled down at his tanks imagining his two little ones.

"I hope they look like you."

Megatron kissed his forehead.

"They'll be so cute."

He blushed and Soundwave tightened his grip. Touching his belly he felt their sparklings kick as though they knew their sires were close.

"I hope they are as smart as Soundwave and as passionate as you."

Megatron smiled and glanced at Soundwave.

"What do you think?"

"I hope they look like me."

He gave them both a teasing grin and Hot Rod nudged him.

"They better look like me because I'm the one having to carry them and I'll be the one to give birth to them."

He sat up a little more while looking at his belly.

"Here that little ones. You two should look like your carrier."

Getting a kick in response he smiled.

"It doesn't matter who they look like they're going to be so cute."

"I hope their a good cook like you."

Soundwave rubbed his belly looking at Megatron.

"What?"

He laughed and Megatron gave him a confused look.

"What?"

"He's saying that the tribe can't handle someone else who is just as bad at cooking as you are."

Megatron sat up looking at them in surprise.

"What? You two are so rude. I hope their great hunters like their sire. You can't cook without food after all."

"I hope you drive your sire crazy."

He smiled rubbing his belly.

"Hey!"

They both laughed and he leaned against both of them as they wrapped their arms around him. Yawning he felt exhausted. Soundwave and Megatron both looked at each other and then carried him to his nest.

He snuggled inside and his mates joined him. The three of them cuddled together and he quickly fell asleep pressed between Megatron and Soundwave. Who both wrapped a protective arm around his middle.

Hello

Can we have barbarian megarod where megatron tries constantly to get Rodimus’s attention with his show of strength. Its the norm for their culture so of course it should work.

Wrong.

Roddy’s not a normal mech so that does nothing for him.

When he sees Megatrom helping a sparkling back to their carrier thats what does if for him

Megatron walked through the camp with a large animal on his back. Around him everyone was gawking with a few swooning over him. It was an impressive catch and something to be admired.

Megatron looked around searching the crowd for Hot Rod. Even though he could have anyone in their tribe. With his impressive strength and hunting abilities there was one mech who'd caught his optic.

Hot Rod was beautiful and everything he wanted in a mate. Everytime he saw him his spark would speed up as he fantasized about the life they could have together.

The only problem was that he wasn't interested. While everyone else admired his impressive strength. Hot Rod didn't even look in his direction.

It was confusing and also made him want him more. He wanted Hot Rod as his mate and thought he was hard to impress and that he needed to work harder if he was going to get his attention.

He trained more and honed in his hunting skills until he became the strongest and best hunter in his tribe.

He had so many people who wanted to be his mate. He knew some people were wondering why he hasn't picked one yet.

He didn't know how to explain that he wanted Hot Rod and only him.

No matter how hard he tried though he was never interested.

He didn't understand what he was doing wrong. Putting his kill down he let some of the others who were better at cooking skin it and prepare it for them to eat.

Everyone was excited and wanted to celebrate his kill. With many trying to get his attention hoping to impress him in the hopes he'll claim them.

He looked around again noticing Hot Rod not paying attention. Feeling annoyed. He decided to confront him and ask why he wasn't interested in him.

He made his way over somehow escaping the large crowd that followed him wherever he went. When he noticed a sparkling crying and looking scared.

Worried he knelt down and the sparkling looked up at him in surprise.

"Megatron?"

"Where's your carrier little one?"

"I don't know."

He picked the sparkling up and looked around.

"How about I put you on my shoulder that way you can look around and try to find your carrier?"

The sparkling nodded giving him a shy smile. Putting him on his shoulders the sparkling looked around gigging as held onto his head.

"Do you see your carrier?"

The sparkling nodded and then pointed.

"Over there."

"Hold on."

The sparkling clung to him as he walked over while laughing and acting like he was a cyberhorse. He played along and when they reached his carrier the sparkling was smiling and laughing.

"Carrier!"

He helped the sparkling off his shoulders and gave him to his carrier.

"Thank you for finding him I was so worried."

He nodded and the sparkling cuddled against his carrier.

"What do you say to Megatron?"

"Thank you."

He nodded and walked away planning on going back to his tent. Looking over he found Hot Rod finally staring at him and this time with interest.

Can we have more of Optimus annoyed at Soundwave? Catformers au

He yawned and went to the kitchen feeling exhausted and needing coffee. He went to grab his favorite mug when one of the kittens knocked it over.

He froze staring at it in shock and then looked up to see Soundwave's smug face as he grabbed his kitten. He glared before grabbing a broom and sweeping up the mess.

When he told Megaton later he laughed. Not believing him when he said that Soundwave was training his kittens to harass him.

It kept happening. From kittens trying to smother him to death in his sleep. To his couch getting torn up by their claws.

Soundwave was always there looking smug as he groomed his kittens.

Megatron always told him to let it go and that it was an accident and that the kittens didn't mean to poop in his shoes or rip the shower curtain off while he was in the shower.

Which was easy for him to say because this never happened to him. Soundwave and his kittens were always nice and friendly with him. While Soundwave would get his demon spawn to swipe or bite his legs.

Hot Rod was still recovering from giving birth and even though he'd sometimes chastised Soundwave it never seemed to work. Instead it made the cat hate him even more.

He was sitting at his table reading something when he looked down and found Soundwave and the kittens devouring his food.

"Hey!"

They all ran off. Except Soundwave who merely climbed onto a nearby counter and laid down. His tail flicking happily.

"I should castrate you so you can't have any more kittens."

He knows it was petty but he mimed a cutting motion with his hands and stuck his tongue at him.

"How would you like that?"

Hot Rod who'd come over looked offended on his mates behalf and swiped at him.

"Ow."

He looked down at Hot Rod who's tail flicked angrily as he meowed at him. Probably telling him off for being mean to his evil mate who loved to make his life miserable.

Soundwave came over and licked Hot Rod who cuddled against his side still glaring at him. While Soundwave looked thrilled. Happy that Hot Rod was mad at him so he could take over his apartment and be a jerk.

Watching the two walk away he sighed feeling guilty even though Soundwave was stupid and he didn't like him and never would.

Megarod Au where Hot Rod is a predacon

Megatron is exploring the ruins of an ancient city that's rumoured to have fallen to a great predacon who is rumoured to be hiding in the ruins of the city. So Megatron is on a quest to find and try and tame the beast in hope it will be an advantage in the war.

So when he enters the lair of the sleeping beast he isn't expecting it to be well kept and full of trinkets that cover the floor and walls of the lair. In the middle of it all he is expecting a sleeping predacon who will lunge at him the moment it senses his presence in its territory. He didn't except to see a sleeping bot wrapped in old blankets and rags unaware of the intruder. Megatron stares in awe and confusion as he studies the stranger for a while unsure if he should wake them or simply leave however thanks to his clumsy peds he knocks over some of the trinkets. That seems to stir the stranger and he suddenly hears the sound of a T-Cog becoming active and the sound of plating shifting before being pinned to the ground by a large talon.

Hot Rod doesn't like visitors and he fully intends to make this large grey bot pay for trespassing. Such a shame the big grey tank is rather handsome, He might even let him live if he feeling nice.

He walked along the streets of Nyon. The ruins were supposedly haunted and if you're not careful the dead of Nyon will make you suffer the same fate. Keeping you trapped behind the cities walls to forever haunt it's broken streets.

There were all sorts of rumors about this place. Some people believe that it was destroyed by a fire while others believe it was a predacon.

Some believe the predacon still lives there to this day and that the rumors of Nyon taking more lives is actually the predacon.

He didn't know how accurate these rumors were. But with the war at an all time high and the Autobots gaining ground he needed all the help he could get even mythological. Which is how he found himself searching through the ruins of Nyon for any sign of a predacon in the hopes he's able to tame him.

So far he hasn't seen any sign of life. Which was strange with how long the ruins have been here. You'd think it would have been taken by nature by now. But everything seemed exactly the same as the day it was destroyed.

Looking around he didn't see any sign of the predacon. From the legends he's picked up it seemed people believed the beast lived in the mountains around Nyon.

He looked upwards trying to see if he could spot smoke or something. Scaling those mountains looking for any large caves would take time. Something he didn't have. Not with Optimus and his army gaining more land everyday.

Climbing the mountain side. He began to see signs of fire damage. He followed it gasping in shock when he saw large claw marks on the metal.

He was obviously on the right track and he followed the trail until he was led to a large cave. Weapons at the ready he slowly entered the lair.

He was expecting it to be a smelly cave with a pile of bones inside and nothing else.

Only to be surprised at how nice it was. Their were trinkets all over and he took a step forward admiring the place. It seemed warm and cozy in a way he wasn't expecting.

When he walked deeper into the predacons lair he was surprised to find a nice comfortable nest, that was well padded. With lots of blankets and pillows.

Walking closer he froze realizing someone was inside. Except it wasn't the predacon he'd been expecting. He stared at the strange mech in shock. He was beautiful with a mix of red, yellow, and orange paint. He looked tiny in comparison to the nest he was in and he looked around for the predacon.

He must have left and when he'd get back he'd probably eat the mech as a snack. He shivered debating if he should get him out of there before the predacon came back.

He knew if the predacon came back and realized his meal was gone. It would be harder to tame him but he also couldn't just leave an innocent mech get eaten by the beast.

Deciding to help he took a step forward only to stumble on some jewels. He looked up watching as the mech awoke. He found himself slightly relieved because it meant he didn't have to carry him out. That was until he heard the sound of transformation sequence and then he was being trapped by a large claw. As the predacon stared down at him. He froze in fear.

When he tried to move the predacon roared in anger. Clearly unhappy that he woke him from his nap.

He didn't know what to say. Although the beast had just transformed from a mech. He didn't know how intelligent he was which complicated things.

This wasn't what he'd been expecting and he found himself caught off guard. He was expecting a mindless beast, that he'd tame with his might. Not whatever this was.

Hot Rod stared down at the stranger. Flicking his wings behind him. He knew he was there the entire time and was annoyed that he dared to enter his lair without his permission

If he'd found anyone this last mating cycle he would have put his eggs at risk. Luckily for him he didn't have any eggs and the mech seemed handsome. It would be a shame to kill him although he was going to be taught a valuable lesson about why no one should ever mess with him.