When Sam Offered Me The Job, I Laughed In His Face. But Then It Occurred To Me, Here I Am. Im A Student.

“When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face. But then it occurred to me, here I am. I’m a student. Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life, and where better than here to study life in all its many facets? People meet in bars. They part. They rejoice. They suffer. They come here to be with their own kind.”

Cheers — ‘Give Me a Ring Sometime’ aired 39 years ago on September 30, 1982

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

SAM AND DIANE IN CHEERS SEASON ONE

We are being awfully childish about this. Let’s leave it at this: I’m rubber and you’re glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you. You love me, you love me, you love me, you love me!

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