Akali Has A Tiny Manta Ray And She Has Friends She Can Trust. I Am Speechless And So Happy.

Akali has a tiny manta ray and she has friends she can trust. I am speechless and so happy.

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Damn, Caitlyn, what did you get yourself into?

It’s kind of funny to think that Caitlyn’s plan was to just interview the tattoo goon from the airship about who he worked for and then a few days later ended up neck deep in the family drama of the single mind behind the Undercity’s organized crime that she was looking for, his mentally ill daughter who HATES her, and her estranged sister who is a prisoner that Caitlyn broke out of jail when she couldn’t interview tattoo goon because said estrange sister broke his jaw.

Leading to Caitlyn breaking the estrange sister out of prison only to learn she is a highly regarded figure in the Undercity due to her and her sister’s adopted father being the former mob boss in charge. However, he was killed by the current mob boss after said prisoner’s sister severely injured their adopted father and killed their two brothers in an attempt to save her family by using the Hextech crystals they stole from Caitlyn’s family’s beneficiary and really her only friend from the current mob boss’s first human-shimmer monster.

And all of THIS essentially boils down to a shouting match between the mob boss and sister fighting over who loves the insane teenage girl more, despite the fact that she has kidnapped all of them and has made it very clear that she is a very dangerous and unstable individual.

Oh, and this family drama will have major consequences for not just the Undercity, but Piltover and a good chunk of the world; because said mentally ill teenage girl is a genius who figured out Hextech and created a shark rocket and has just fired it at the council, because she has once again accidently killed her father and now Caitlyn’s mom is definitely going to die, because Caitlyn didn’t want to shoot the mentally ill teenager because Caitlyn is falling for her sister.

And again, all Caitlyn wanted to do was interview some random thug and prove herself as a detective and now she has untold amounts of trauma to deal with.

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Caitlyn: I’m going to interview this prisoner and prove myself as a detective.

I told u they were good.

Elon Musk must have a humiliation fetish.

I wonder if it felt good, deliciously forbidden, nice and naughty when he went on his hands and knees to beg other companies to loan him money, or when he had to liquidate his assets, lying on his back like a little submissive dog.

He claims he only bought Twitter so he could unban Donald Trump.

Who notoriously said this about Musk:

See?

Elon Musk must get off to this kind of talk.

He likes it when other rich men verbally abuse him like a bad little puppy.

He must get off, trundling on all fours, little anal plug tail tucked between his legs.

He must like it when daddy trump embarrasses him publicly.

I suppose I can understand humiliation fetishes...I just wish he didn't have to anal fuck American democracy at the same time.

Keep your kinks in the bedroom please.

Donald Trump can whip your balls at his mansion.

We don't need to see him do it on Twitter.

We didn't consent to your humiliation play, Muskrat.

About SOBH, when Clary was trekking to Alicante with Luke, Luke said Idris was a country and Alicante was the only city and was surrounded by agrarian lands. The Cohort can sustain themselves of those. Also people lived there. It's not like all the food was imported into Idris because that would cause a lot of financial problems. Simon got lots of snacks for his date with Isabelle from vendors in Alicante. They're literally selling food in Alicante (there's no guarantee that all the vendors are anti-Cohort and it's sensible to assume that they know where the food is coming from and they can supply it along with adding variety due to lessened competition)

Pallas cats!

I'm coming for all the Indian artifacts in Britain. They'll never recover from this.

where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform