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Arcane Incorrect Quote #11
Caitlyn: If you say anything in French, it automatically becomes romantic, fancy, and poetic.
Vi: Baguette
Arcane Incorrect Quote #14
Vi: Why the hell is there blood everywhere?!
Jinx: Well, you see, it's simple color theory
Arcane Incorrect Quote #16
Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!
Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.
Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-
Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS
Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?
Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?
Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?
Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.
Vi: ...
Arcane Incorrect Quote #17
Vi: I dare you-
Caitlyn: Jinx is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Vi: Why not?
Jinx: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #18
Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Caitlyn: What's that?
Vi: Remorse code.
Caitlyn: I'm even angrier now.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #24
Caitlyn: Vi, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Vi: No, it’s mine.
Caitlyn: It... looks just like the one I have...
Vi: You don’t have one like this anymore.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #26
Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #30
Vi: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #32
Jinx: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Caitlyn: Jinx, no.
Vi: Mistlefoe
Caitlyn: Please stop encouraging her.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #33
Vi: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the door and fight me like a man.
Christmas With Vi: An Arcane Headcanon

The past week was pretty exhausting, since you guys waited until about last minute to go Christmas shopping.
You strung up some basic Christmas lights together, which aren’t Vi’s favorite but it’s the least you could do.
She helped you put up a little tree as well.
You two bake and decorate a cute batch of cookies of various shapes.
She hasn’t properly celebrated Christmas in a long time, so it’d probably take some time for her to get used to all the nice, cozy festivities.
She does spoil the hell out of you though with gifts, though.
Like, more than half of the gifts under the tree are for you.
You feel bad, but you also got her a bunch of presents.
She’s not used to receiving so many gifts on Christmas, but she’s really grateful and gives you a big hug
and also a kiss under the mistletoe ;)
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No but Arcane has such a good range of female characters like everyone involved in these designs understood the assignment for real 😩🙏
Arcane Incorrect Quote #38
Vi: Valentine's Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on herself*
Arcane Incorrect Quote #39
Jinx: Is this your plan B?
Caitlyn: Technically, this is plan P.
Jinx: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Caitlyn: Yes, but I marry Vi in plan M.
Vi: I like plan M.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #41
Caitlyn: Vi, please calm down.
Vi: I asked for two large fries!
Vi: *dumps fries onto table*
Vi: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #42
Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #43
Jinx: Awe, look at all the pretties!
Vi: Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way Cait talks about shoes?
Arcane Incorrect Quote #45
Jinx: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Vi: Oh no.
Jinx: More like "oh yes!"
Arcane Incorrect Quote #46
Caitlyn: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Vi: I boiled Gatorade
Arcane Incorrect Quote #48
Vi: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Caitlyn: Aww-
Vi: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!