I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Mischief managed.

Well the Hufflepuff Quidditch pitch needs someone to beat Oliver Wood’s ass on the quidditch pitch and win the House cup. Hold up you all guys...Your favourite quidditch captain is here!!!!!!!

The marauders for Halloween:

James Potter as Fred Jones.

Lily Evans as Daphne Blake.

Peter Pettigrew as Velma Dinkley.

Sirius Black as Scooby-Doo.

Remus Lupin as Shaggy Rogers.

Their thoughts:

Remus: Wtf am I wearing?

Sirius: Woof. Woof. I am Scooby-doo and I going to lick your face off.

Lily: My idea backfired to me. And why the heck is James, Fred?

James: Yes my idea is working and soon me and Evans are going to kiss....

Peter: I did not sign up for this. I am going to tell Voldemort about their position of their first born child as Revenge!

From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

Harry Potter: But this is Hogwarts we're talking about. It's Dumbledore. What could be safer?

Hermione Granger: There's been a lot of talk recently that... Dumbledore's got a bit old.

Harry Potter: Rubbish! Well, he's only... What is he?

Ron Weasley: Hundred and fifty? Give or take a few years.

(They all laugh)

Sirius' and James' friendship is the type I want to have. Anyone else?

Marauders be like:

Remus, Sirius, Peter and James are all sitting in the common room. Lily enters the common room.

Remus: (still looking at the book he is reading) Wow Lily you are looking great.

Lily: Thanks Rem- wait how do you know?

Remus: (casually) Well James’ heartbeat just doubled.

James and Lily: (Blushing as hell)