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Update Guys I Think We Need To Start Worrying More I Didnt See Him Again. We Didnt See No Nikolai, We

Update guys i think we need to start worrying more 😰 i didnt see him again. we didnt see no nikolai, we didnt get a check in with Soukoku so lets hope theyre okay MENTALLY at the very least. everything sucks and im worried 😔

Why is nobody talking abt how ranpo is unaccounted for again? Hes just.....gone? Like...he was there now hes not-?

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6 months ago

Please I'm begging for a dazai nut hc I'M DESPERATE—

Good thing I'm here too serve~

It doesn't really taste that good if I'm being honest. I know a lot people write it as his cum being saltyish or even sweet, which is fine, but let's be honest, this man has never taken a sip of water in his life, nor does he eat his fruits and vegetables. His diet consists of sake, beer and canned crab. His cum is like battery acid stg, but, if you do have a problem with it, he'll eat pineapple, or anything that can make his cum taste a bit sweeter, but he actually likes pineapple, it's not too sweet and it's not too over-whelming for his taste buds. He'll start too drink water too, but you'll have too remind him consistently, not because he forgets, no no no no no, this man has amazing memory, he just doesn't care too drink it a lot. Although he does cum a lot, it's not really thick or anything, but there's so much of it, so much that it starts too leak out of your mouth and down your chin. Either that, or he'll fill your pussy up to the brim; or ass if you're into that and you'll let him. It makes his cock hard in seconds too see his cum leak from your used cunt, he loves too use his thumb too rub your clit so that your little hole contracts, pushing the cum out of you as you try too wriggle away, only for him too quickly pull you back and tell you too, "quit moving bella', I'm not even close too being done with you yet." Also, just a little add in, I think Dazai has huge preference as too where he cums; that being in you. Because he's lazy the thought of having too change the sheets because they're soaked through leaves him throwing quite the tantrum, groaning and whining, but if you really don't want too sleep on cum soaked sheets, he'll lay a towel down or a blanket that you don't care about very much, he'll deal with the aftermath in the morning.

5 months ago

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6 months ago

BSD Man finding out you are having pre period cramps

Part 1 (I'll do Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi tomorrow)

Fukuzawa

"You all are dismissed. You can go home now" the president says after a long meeting that went on hours, it was for the protection of the some minister that you could focus on because your periods were near and oh god, does it hurts? Sitting for so long had made your back hurt like a bitch but there's nothing you can do.

You gather your file and make a move towards the exit before The president's voice cuts in your ears, "—not you, please visit me in the office"

His voices comes out as no nonsense, Yosano looks at you in sympathy but doesn't do anything. You hold a groan in your throat before following him in the office, all while hearing the office clear itself out.

"Yes, sir?" You ask him once he closes the door and sits on his chair. You notice how his silver hair are back to their usual length, he must have gotten a haircut, you note to yourself.

"You couldn't focus on the meeting today, what is it?" He asked, now that you are alone his voice is a little softer than before.

"I..." You scratch the back of your neck, you don't know how to approach that subject, "... It's just I had cramps." You speak finally, hoping not to sound embarrassed which you really were if the red tint on your cheeks was any evident.

Upon hearing your reason, The president's eyebrows comes together and he asks in a concerning voice, "Are you on your periods? You know we have monthly leaves for females for that"

"No, no, no" you try to correct him at once, "it's more of pre periods cramps" you wave your hands around like when you are trying to explain something complicated but doesn't have the write words, "it means that my periods will arrive in a day or two, kind of like warming flags."

"Oh..." He speaks after a while, "Are you okay now, how bad is the pain?"

You bring your finger and thumb together, almost touching but few millimetres apart, and a soft chuckle erupts from his mouth. all the seriousness gone, replaced with your favourite sound in the world, his laughter.

"Come here" he orders you and you follow him, standing before his chair that he has twirled in your direction.

"I said—" he pats his thighs, "—come here" and it was clear now that you were blushing.

Subconsciously your eyes went to the door, checking if it was really closed, before you hissed in embarrassment at him, "fukuzawa"

The man pulled you on his lap in answer, twisting your body around so that your back was faced with his chest, his hands glides on your waist, holding you steady "what, my lover?" He asked you, rubbing his thumbs on your lower back, massaging your pain.

A relived sigh involuntary leaves your mouth, at the relaxation you found by his big hands. If there is anything this man knew, it was how to give the best massage. You lean back in his chest as he continues massaging your waist.

His hot breath, tickles your ear, sending shivers on your spine when he sweetly whispers, "does it help?" and you reply in almost a begging whimper, "yes, it does."

"You know what else helps with cramps?" He asked in the sweet, calm voice of his.

"What?"

"Physical Intimacy"

Your face snaps at him, eyes wide open as you realize what he has suggested. It wasn't like you guys didn't had sex but in your relationship, it's always you who initiates or little subtle hints.

"Should we go home?" He asked you again, ofcourse he will ask you. He is the man of consent, he even asked you, if he can pet your cat which you thought was incredibly sweet.

"I... uh... Please?" You said finally, sex with fukuzawa isn't you'll ever miss, no chance in hell.

He picks you up in bridal style at once, opening the door, all while you were in his arms. You faces resting in the crook of his collarbone. Everyone else had already left or you'll never try this stunt. Nobody knows about your relationship in the Agency... Except Ranpo, who treats you like his mother despite being the same age and it's not like you don't spoil him like your own baby.

Ranpo

You were currently handling the police reports and case files of Ranpo's recent case. Sure, Ranpo solves almost case in minutes but that's all his does, you have to handle all his paperworks, which was increasing day by day now for he solves too many cases.

You look at the bundle of reports on your bed and sigh to yourself, not only does the lightening suck here but you can also hear the singing of Dazai from the next room. The walls of the dorm rooms were relatively on the thinner side. After putting on your headphones, you begin to work. Not half an hour, a sharp pain shoots in your lower abdomen making you double over in pain. You look towards the calendar and realise your date is almost here, a low gutteral sounds escapes your mouth.

"Couldn't have choosen better timing" you mutter to yourself, there are atleast three files pending for tomorrow.

You get up and look for some painkillers and realise you are out of them.

good thing the doctor lives next door to me, you think to yourself, making your mind to going to Yosano and asking her for some pills.

Before you can take a step in that direction, the gate slides open to reveal the greatest detective of the world in his pajamas, holding a bag, most likely snacks, you think to yourself.

"What is it?" You asked him, it came out a bit softer than you intended as if you body doesn't want to hurt the boys feeling, fuck this body, you think again.

"I missed you" he pouts in your direction, for the lack of better reaction, "The greatest detective comes at your door and you treat him in this way?"

"I'm sorry, My Greatest Detective but I am a bit busy and a bit in pain, maybe next time?" You plead in his direction, you don't time for this today, there are too many things to be done.

He huffs out, "I already know that, if I didn't, would I be the greatest detective in the world?"

A quizzical expression obscure your face, you tilt your head towards him, what in the world does he mean?

He rolls his eyes at your expression, "do i have to hold your hand and walk you through everything? I know that you have too many files to do, and you are having your pre periods cramps, and that you are out of pain killers and you gave your hot water bottle to kyouka few days ago, so you don't even have that, and your mood is a little sour which is why i am not minding that you didn't kissed me the moment i walked in"

He speaks like he is listing off things from a script, you didn't know wheather to laugh or cry. If he knows that everything sucks them why is he here to torment me?

He walks towards you, a lollipop in his mouth, he always have sweets in his mouth that's why you make him visit to dentist twice more than usual people.

"I got you yours things" He helds up the bag you thought holds his snack, instead when he empties it on the bed, they are just pain killers, a hot water bottle, and a box of tampon. I look at him but again before i could mutter anything, "you'll run out of your tampons on third day, for future"

"...thanks" you finally speak, in the slightest chance of hope, it hasn't occurred to you that Ranpo will ever use his detective skills like that but then again if you had thought about it, the reason yosano always had everything when you were on periods even before you two started dating was him. It was sure he liked to boast about things but his first priority has always been you, since thr day he saw you in the supermarket listening to kid with such intensity as if he was talking about something phenomenal when in reality he was just talking about his favourite cartoon. It was the same intensity of attention you flourished on him when you worked under his command (he begged fukuzawa to hire you, he already knew you will be a great worker)

"Now go to bed, Your great boyfriend will take care of everything" he hushes you, forcing you on the bed.

"But i have re—" you protest, but he cuts you off, "I know, I'll take care of it." He raises his brows and you know there's no fighting him now, not with that resolution.

Soon he hands you the painkiller with hot water and worked beside you as you rested. He had placed all the files on his lap, supporting the material with a pillow, working his way with one hand and the another roams through your hair, lulling you in sweet sleep.

You were almost asleep when he was finished with those reports. He placed them on your bedside table, cuddling next to you. You look up at his face which was centimetres away from your lips, his sea green eyes were looking in your direction with a love that no one had ever seen.

A soft smiles follows on his lips after you place a kiss on his jawline, he tilts your face upward with his chin,"tell me, darling. Am I the greatest?"

You wanted to roll your eyes at him but the sleepiness was too heavy, so you settle for the quite mutter of "yes, yes you are the greatest detective in the world."

"i mean the greatest boyfriend, my silly, who cares about the detective stuff." He whispers holding you closer. Even in your sleepy state, the words run a shock through your body, a blush crept up on your cheeks, you spoke only two words as you buried your face in his chest, "the best."

5 months ago

so 15!soukoku, but on day one, instead of going 'ew!' to dazai's declaration of love, chuuya quips back something that completely shuts our bandaged boy up.

dazai, sweetly cupping chuuya's face in his hands: ...and that's what makes me love you.

chuuya, sass brat extraodinaire, wanting to shut this fishy bastard up: save the L-word 'til the 3rd date, you shitty mackarel. if you want to confess, i want roses and a box of rum chocolate first.

of course, chuuya says this with the intention of shutting dazai up and because his reflex towards affection is sarcasm. he DID shut dazai up, but chuuya was completely unprepared for dazai to take him seriously.

the next day, dazai turned up with a dinner reservation, a giant boquet of the finest red roses and a box of rum chocolate.

and after the actually-not-that-bad first date, chuuya drags dazai to the arcade and instead of claiming him as his dog, dazai gleefully tells chuuya he's his 'chibi-wife' now and theyre bound for life.

so yeah thats how chuuya kicked the demon prodigy's ass, got confessed to, found out that hes the vessel of arahabaki with a side of government experiment subject and war prisoner at the grand age of 15, killed a man, joined the mafia, got betrayed and stabbed in the back, partnered up with the shittest mackarel in existence, gained a permanent walking headache in the form of a suicidal dazai osamu, and acquired his first and forever boyfriend--- though not particularly in that order.

6 months ago

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