I Really Don't Care Who Tops Or Bottoms In Ships, But Suguru Being A Brat Tamer Is A Fact, To Me.

I really don't care who tops or bottoms in ships, but Suguru being a brat tamer is a fact, to me.

he's so clingy

(comm info/ kofi support)

*during an argument*

atsushi, mad: cunt.

akutagawa, suddenly not mad, coming to a realization: i think i want to marry you

atsushi: ?????????????????????????????????????

Chrollo is probably the type of person who likes having their darling as their passenger princess because he can put his hand on their thighs or hold hands with them. But maybe one night out, they sat in the backseat and no matter how many times Chrollo insist they sit beside him, they refuse.

The next day, Chrollo trades in the car for a 2-seater.

He would be super handsy though. Rubbing his darling's leg, etc.

I'd be the type to tell him that you're supposed to have both hands on the wheel at 9 and 3 and he should be focusing on the road, not me, what does he want to get into a car crash and kill me?? Sheesh.

Dazai, clapping his hands: alright, we have something to announce!

Chuuya: we're dating!

Atsushi: wh—

Akutagawa, not looking up from his book: hah! we already knew that

Atsushi: we did?!!

Akutagawa, looking Atsushi dead in the eyes: and we are also dating

Atsushi: WE ARE?!!

pm game night where aku gets dared to facetime someone who he knows will pick up and abruptly realizes that the only person who's contact he has who isnt pm and there, is atsushi and he knows atsushi won't pick up at midnight but he might as well try and maybe atsushi will think someone else is facetiming him and pick up so he wings it

and atsushi answers, shirtless, in bed, messy hair, blinking blearily at the screen like "wut's wrong aku'gawa"

anyway pm game night where they rush aku to the hospital becuz he passed out