A PSA FOR WOMEN:

A PSA FOR WOMEN:

- Causing purposeful bodily harm to your boyfriend is abuse. 😊 - Slapping your boyfriend or “your man” is abuse. 😊 - Hitting a man for saying something you don’t like is not okay and it is assault. 😊 - Women slapping/hitting/beating up men is assualt. 😊 - Women hurting men physically and/or emotionally isnt funny and it’s not okay. 😊

Now you know. 😊😊😊

NCT as Scottish Tweets

Taeil: “you out ur mood yet” aye a was but am straight back in it now that you've hit oot way that

Hansol: anyone else get pure offended when a pal tags ur group in somethin on fb and ur names last up

Taeyong: There's an abnormal amount a wasps cuttin aboot the day. Must be work night oot or somethin

Johnny: how the fuck can 24 hour gyms pay for leckie, a leave a light on at night and ma maws chasin me wae a sword

Yuta: issue wi males that think it's acceptable to comment on how a girl looks when she's mwi am no oot tae be stunnin am oot tae cut mad shapes

Doyoung: hate when ye order somethin in a restaurant an it turns up an yer pals food looks better, fuckin choke oan it ya wee cow

Ten: The police came to ma door and told me ma dugs were chasing people oan bikes...ma dugs don't even have bikes

Kun: results aren't everything! a didn't do ma highers n look at me, am… well am unemployed right noo but am sound as fuck

Jaehyun: Pensioners just love gettin on buses when its roastin n shuttin aw the windaes, aww yes boil me alive Agnes, beat me wae a ladle and call me lentil soup

WinWin: Dinny trust anyone that can bite ice cream pure terminator teeth

Mark: Primary school was the best, a free gig every mornin just beltin out pure jesus anthems, fuckin quality

Donghyuck: How can people say ur too young for a relationship too young for wit??? being showered w love and Chinese food I THINK NOT

Jaemin: Ma maw has been away on holiday for a day and the dug is runnin aboot covered in curry sauce

Jeno: Why is ma Instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast? just have some coco pops and piss off

Renjun: weird how baked is pronounced baked and naked is pronounced naked

Chenle: im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

Jisung: do you think Icelandic dogs say björk instead of bark?

Rocky: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Moonbin:

Moonbin: I’m beginning to see why you’re single

nct in a summary

Taeyong: ok, family check time. Doie, how are the kids doing?

Doyoung: well, Jaehyun has been living on cheetos and red bull for a week, Yuta keeps using windows as doors, Xiaojun is plotting Johnny's murder because he called him 'little one' , Mark and the rest of Dream have decided to live in the attic with nothing but glowsticks and gatorade, Ten and Winwin wont stop pointing and laughing whenever they see me, Yangyang and Hendery sewed their hoodies together to become one weird mega man in hopes to fight Lucas, Kun is teaching Jungwoo magic tricks, and I cant fucking find Taeil

Taeyong:

Oh, no. Oh, dear. We have awful news. We accidentally added group chats to Tumblr.

Group chats are a place for you to connect with other people on Tumblr to discuss things that are important to you—like long Furby, or your favorite fandom.

It’s terribly upsetting, but this is going to make it even easier to connect with like-minded people and find new communities you might not know existed.

We have no idea how this came to be

Each group chat can hold up to 100 members. To make matters worse, you can create and join as many group chats as your beating heart desires.

The only good news we can give at this time

Group chats must be a friendly and welcoming space for everyone. When you create a group chat, you become the sole owner and are responsible for how it is run. You alone can invite new members and accept or deny incoming requests to join. Just remember: group chats are publicly viewable, and while only members may participate, anyone on Tumblr can see its contents.

As the owner of a group chat, you possess the power to remove any member or message you feel needs to be removed. However, you do not need to be the owner or even a member to report a violation of our hate speech policy or other aspects of our Community Guidelines. Reports will be properly dealt with by our Trust & Safety team.

Phew

We hesitate to tell you this, but to learn more about how to use group chats, head on over to our Help Center. It’s full of tips, tricks, and helpful information. Disgusting. We’re so sorry.

You’ve been warned. We can’t protect you from the truth any longer.

To find existing group chats, just search for them in the app like you would any ol’ topic. If you don’t see what you want, consider being your own hero and making your own. Just tap the new group chat icon in the upper right-hand corner of your dashboard or simply swipe left from the dashboard. There you will see all of the group chats you own or use, as well as the option to make a brand new one by tapping the “+” in the right-hand corner. Make sure you’re using version 14.5.1 or you’ll be spared the horrors of good conversation and finding new friends.

Jisung, sitting on a log: so how’s your autumn going so far?

Chenle, sitting amongst the highest branches in the tallest oak tree: swirls of red and glittering gold. the annual decay that precedes the howling winter winds is a reminder that, even in death, even in dying, there is so much beauty in the world. death is not the end, but rather a rebirth into something we can not comprehend.

Jisung, staring thoughtfully at a mushroom: yeah i can’t wait to buy some mini pumpkins