Ooh, Fan Boy Is Done With Her Shit And She Knows It! Why He So Hawt!? With His Little Smirky Face While

Ooh, Fan Boy is done with her shit and she knows it! Why he so hawt!? With his little smirky face while apologizing?

Zhang Chengling continues to be an absolute gem, picking up the guy in blue's hat and bringing it to him. Clique or sect as a translation is interesting. The Young Master "since you showed up here, if you don't mind, you're our guest." Good gravy he is just so earnest! Awww he reminded the guy of his old friend. Lovely.

Oh! So Fan Boy knows the moves guy in blue was using and connected it to the Four Seasons Manor. Interesting. I love how sassy disciple is like "Why haven't I heard of it" and he isn't listening anymore.

The sets are lush. I like this. The bridge is overgrown in such a nice way.

Ok. I already love this old man. I hope he lives.

Fan Boy has his own boat huh? Still love this old guy. "What do you mean go with you! This is my customer I made a deal first!"

"I'll eventually welcome you." With the smirk seems like... does he LIKE this guy?

I am waiting for the big reveal, rips his face off, "Fools! I have been hot all along!" Fan Boy: "I knew it!"

Hahahahha! This poor old man shoulda been a little more patient! There is a boat in the orchard. How strange.

"Boomerang FAN!" lol Nothing like the homoerotic experience of staring into your opponent's eyes while in hand-to-hand combat. Waaaaaaait.... They got the same moves? Someone gonna have to go get that hat later. Fan boy is a flirt! What's his name is rolling his eyes so much. "I see you are also a man who likes wine. Come drink with me on my boat." seems slick. "You said see you again. Here I am to see you!" Smiles like he is being clever. Zhou Zishu: eeeeyyyyyeeeeroooooolllllllll. "He's so good at flattery." Is an amazing response to all that.

Putting the kids on lockdown is almost never the answer, sir. Loooool they are putting him up in the woodshed?

BELT SWORD! Okay, but that is cool. Aw man. I like how he flicked the paper attack sand dollars back at them. The old sword man is the boat guy he stiffed? Seems legit.

Fan Boy gets the best entrance, sitting in a window. He is such a weird guy. Those smirks.

The old man and Zhou Zishu arguing like a married couple.

oh no.. nononononononono Zhang Chengling! Don't die!

She got the drop on him 🤣

Where did the nuts come from? And why are there nuts?

He do be removing heads left and right.

Oh no... that was hot. Starts fainting, gets caught, attacks, sword hug.

I love how everyone is like "Mr. Sick Man, your martial arts are good."

Dang it! All the old guys I like die! This old man really brokering an apprenticeship as he dies. Good for him. 18 generations of his ancestors? Interesting!

So fan boy's name is Wen Kexing. and main boy is going by Zhou Xu.

So my prediction is Wen Kexing and Zhou "Xu" are gonna be murder dads to Zhang Chengling now. And WKX is THRILLED with this plan. WKX really be like.. "Let me provide for you, big strong man." He also shuts his disciple up by shoving food in her mouth. I want to be like "Sir, it isn't cute..." But it is.. a little.

This family is little and messed up, but it is good. Big sister is mean though.

WKX: I hate to be associated with heroes.

Chengling get yourself some medical assistance, please!

The original bit got me thinking about the Burial Mounds settlement.

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

"Rearrange the house" I said... "it'll be fun" I said.. I lied. But I almost have a dining room.. so I'll accept my fate.

I come bearing a new chapter in my incredibly self-indulgent found family fic in which Wei Wuxian gives in to founding his own sect. Now with bonus plot! (There is a plot now.. just saying.) Carried by Our Desolation - Chapter 13 - TheShenanijiang - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

WTF WKX you can't just touch people's false faces! Stop that!

Sassy girl giving away all your secrets WKX.

"You've changed your appearance." "Is it pretty?" WKX leans in further and waits for him to take a drink. "It's perfect." This guy has mad flirting skills.

The way WKX clears his throat, like no one is asking I am dying on the vine, disciple do something! lol

Mr. Zhou your cynicism is showing!

Shen Shen (?) really shook by the death of the Zhang dad.

Who the heck are these two old people? And why they calling Shen Shen out like that? If I say I like them will they die too?

Ok, but serious question... does this show have anything to do with the Moonlight Blade mobile mmorpg?

I like the old beggar dude.

Meanwhile WKX staring at the sleeping (meditating?) Mr. Zhou. He is so gone on the mystery of this guy. It is kinda cute. Ok, WKX were all those spars just so you could feel up Mr. Zhou? Seriously man... Oh boy... he gonna wax about that flexible sword of Mr. Zhou's now?

These two old coots making everyone scared. Good for them. I like Lu Liu and Tao Hong. They take no shit.

Beggar Elder offering assistance to find Chengling prolly has the best chance of finding him, honestly.

"I'm tired, lets go find some rest in the shade" he says, gets to shade and WKX is already drinking tea. Poor man must feel hounded by now. It's like how they talk about people hunting deer, like.... the deer gets a head start and then just when it is thinking to rest there is the hunter again. Daaaang.

Aaaand again.

Oh... who could have possibly reserved the entire inn? I wonder. Zhou's face says: Of fucking course it is. Even Chengling looks so done with WKX's shit.

Smooth... smooth. Calling him beautiful. Everyone around WKX at this point whispers to each other: does he need glasses? Does he know he needs glasses?

But I gave you my room!!!! *gets kicked out anyway* Lol

WKX walks away with a "this man amuses me" face.

Jeez Chengling...

These two... They just need to kiss already. WKX flirting so hard... he doesn't want to get in Zhou's pants, just wants to see his face. (He totally seems to want both)

Oh my god.... "Who is the cutest person then?"

WKX "Someone with a slim waist, long legs, looks tough, but is softhearted." His flirting is a weapon.

Ugggghhhh leave Chengling alone! That boy needs a hug, not your strident voice hollering at him at the dinner table!

"It's as if I bullied you!" Well yes, that is what just happened.

Ao Laizi has cool clothes.

WKX handling everything and telling Zhou to go back to sleep is cute. Dang it why is he so cute? "Can I call you Ah Xu?" I am officially dying at this guy. That hand brush.... hooo boy... hawt.

These are so cool!

I accidentally started a MDZS Redbubble store

I wanted to buy a comfy zip-up hoodie to wear while I recovered from my up-coming top surgery, and I thought 'what if I could get a hoodie that repped my blorbos?' but I couldn't find any that really spoke to me, so I fell into a flow state and spent most of last Saturday designing this fake band poster for WWX & crew.

And then I was like: what if other people would want to walk around advertising a fake band?

"They're super obscure - you probably haven't heard of them"

Or possibly:

Not to scale

BUT you need FIVE designs to open up a Redbubble account, so then I had to make FOUR more stunning fake things (I actually cheated and only made three, but with variations):

I won a nighthunting and archery contest and all I got was this stupid notebook and exiled from the cultivation world

No cultivation sect is complete without swag

And finally:

Get it? Get it?

Anyway, so now it's all available on my Redbubble store. I'm not making a profit! It's all there with 0% mark-up because I feel kind of weird making money off of it (not that there's anything wrong with people who do- I'm coming from a place of privilege here because I get paid pretty well and don't need any extra income).

Send me an ask if there's anything you'd want that's not available or if you had an idea for a fake idk MDZS inspired sports team or something. (If it's something inspired by a fanfic pls get the author's permission tho unless they have blanket permission).