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Meiko would down a bottle of vodka and one punch him

Bohemian Rhapsody vibes

See, I'm the opposite. Sometimes I forget that men exist

idk i don’t think fandom brained people ever tend to be purposefully misogynistic when they leave out female characters i have to imagine a lot of it is projection but they will get really upset if you point out how even if it was unintentional it’s still misogynistic and you should at least try to unlearn it

I was not ready to see this today

¡First post! Fanart of Sateriasis Venomania 😎

Agreed

gonna be honest. breasts

Pretty sure one of the qualifications for being a dilf is being a dad and not just a sperm donor

Okay so what if Zeus just is a dilf?

Im not even gonna justify this with an answer, greek mythology side of tumblr drag him

Omw to punch nazis

Hell yeah, I love it when people be people

if you’re a trans ally you have to be ok with seeing topless dudes with their tits out & girls with bulges in their jeans or skirts etc. trans bodies are normal, get used to them, they’re not going anywhere.

Hot take: Zeus is the god of mpreg

Fucked up today by getting out of bed

Experienced shrimp colors for the first time the other night

Got rejected from a job again 😘✌

✨Pirate, tiefling and vampire?? More likely thank you think✨

God dammit, I fuckin hate AI

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Pardon!?

ejehehehehe

20%

And a charger is on the way

I am out of my house, with no phone charger, at 25% until 10pm

Both my siblings here are USELESS because NEITHER of them brought a charger

I am out of my house, with no phone charger, at 25% until 10pm

I am out of my house, with no phone charger, at 25% until 10pm

Swifties

We clownin again

He like to Sims

Once in a campaign, we were fighting this super high level dude (he was like double the rest of us) and his first turn he healed himself (cause a couple party members went first)

Well, my wizard had counterspell and I asked the DM if it would work to stop him from healing. DM said I'd have to roll pretty high.

I got a nat20

Dude low batteried before he could attack any of us

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont