Dyonisus - Tumblr Posts
A study to practice light and shadows, feat dyonisus.
Athena: I can't belive Odysseus didn't told me he was expecting a child. I trained him so hard and now his kid is unprotected and small : (
Dyonisus: *trying to help* Wait how small? Cause if it's hold in your arms small it actually just means Odysseus had it on his thigh.
Athena: *considering* He does have big thighs but I assumed it was cause of all the training.
Dyonisus: The training was helping make space for the baby : )
Athena: Oh! So it'll grow?
Dyonisus: Yup. 100%
Artemis: *goddess of childbirth, patron of midwifes, literally helped her mother deliver her brother seconds after she was born* What the fuck are you two saying?
After watching THAT video, I just realized that I gotta add Jackson Wang in Redamancy as Dionysus' proxy or Dionysus himself 😂🤣
dionysus having a soft spot for Nico and Will canonically is really neat/wholesome me thinks :,)
also Dionysus & Chiron treating them both so a huge (and delicious) breakfast after they got back is the icing on the cake lol
PJO/HOO characters as things my friends have said:
Percy: Get a hobby other than kidnapping my mom.
Annabeth: The only thing you’re fucking is stupid.
Leo: I smoke bitches and eat weed!
Leo: Hey ladies, I’m sometimes dangerous but I’m always toast!
Nico: this is a life or passing out situation!!!
Will: They Yassified Snoop Dogg?!?
Percy: I’ll show you Titanic, Get in the ocean.
Annabeth: I’ll be the one to beat up Gandhi
Piper: We girl boss our way into Buckingham palace
Nico: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Genocide!
Percy: Glacial rivers are sooo yesterday
Hazel: how bare you ditch!!?
Leo: Don’t be a whore…be the imposter among us.
Piper: Tax evaders hips don’t lie.
Jason: Bruh! They tried to ratio me because of you!
Will: Who needs Student Council when you have being gay?
Nico: Gnomeo and Juliet shouldn’t have had a happy ending, gotta stay true to the lore.
Frank: you know, if you think about it: Ball is Life
Leo: I will take all the loonies and toonies from your wallet and shove them up your ass
Frank: Feel the embrace of Justin Trudeau, Our Lord and Saviour.
Jason: you ever just drown with the homies?
Leo: Eat ass and kick names!!!…no wait.
Annabeth: I have integrated note taking application into my ass
Jason: you fucked yourself into this you have to fuck your self out
Octavian: *using voice changer effect* I am a tyrant and I except it!!!
Piper: I only gaslight in the pursuit of Justice💅
Jason: You look scared, like Bambi. Hopefully your mother doesn’t die.
Leo: Yum! This water tastes like cheating the economy!
Annabeth: The Olive Garden of Eden!
Percy: you know you got the most gottable knees!
Jason: it’s always gotta come back to nascar!
Jason: Fly like a bird…I ONLY FLY LIKE A G6!
Hazel: It’s after 9pm, all bets are off!
Percy: God I love peer pressure! It’s such a group activity!
Octavian: I have an addiction to murdering children
Leo: In the all new Ford F150, we put a giant wooden pole in the driver's seat so you can always drive with a stick up your ass.
Percy: I said it when I was drinking toilet water
Rachel: The drawing is not done, that’s why it’s not done.
Bonus:
Mr. D: Verbal Abuse is the answer!
3 days left!
It's may be just me but
History
is repeating
it's self.
a maenad nymph holding a pine cone staff thing??? Idk
Based on a vase painting of a maenad nymph (Dionysian nymph). Stole a pen for this
