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Chappell Roan as Botticelli’s Venus 🐚

falling to my knees in a walmart parking lot

my roman empire is the fact that the hunger games was an amazing critique of late stage capitalism, the treatment of child stars and how easily people can be brainwashed but instead the media got a hold of it and made it "marketable" and "easy to consume" and people make jokes about how YA and cringey it was; when in reality; the characters all died for a reason. characters were "cringey" because they were traumatized. the books should have been regarded with all the awe and respect of 1984 and The Giver. but because it was written by a woman; written in this day and age, turned into a pointless movie, it will never be what it deserves

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Hi welcome back, I didn't do this last week because out internet was out all week

As always I am a backer so this was written 16 July, 2024 and scheduled to be posted 18 July 2024

PRE STATEMENT

The first line of this transcript has me cackling

"GWEN is stood dripping in the middle of the OFFICE. LENA remains seated."

Lena being absolutely brutal

good Gwen is going back to data thank god

LENA'S MARRIED?

CASE BEGINS

Canis= Dog Family

Hominidae= Great Apes(Humans, Gibbons, Gorillas, Orangutan, Chimp and Bonobos)

Leporidae= Rabbits and Hares

Cercopithecoidea= Old World Monkeys(baboons, red colobus, macaques, ect.)

"I have enclosed a power point presentation to demonstrate how weird this dude is"

that was said with a laugh and I am uncomfortable at Augustus being exspressive because WE DONT KNOW WHO THIS DUDE

OH ITS THIS THEORY

"ALEXA PLAY BEFORE THE LOBOTOMY"

wheres that tumblr post about the dead fish on the mri table

...are we using morse code to read brain waves?

oh so you stole it and didnt ask first

it just come back as .. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- --

He eats one more cookie than he should: uncharacteristic whimsy

YEAH CAUSE YOU WERE TAPPING ON HIS BRAIN

hi this is not how you treat a seizure /hj

"Just another case of unfortunate frontier Science" SIR THAT MANS BRAIN EXPLODED

the absolute lack of empathy from this guy

"The rest was obscured by Herr Schmidt’s cerebrospinal fluid.".... lovely

POST STATEMENT

OH NO SHES BEEN CAUGHT

OOOOO IS THIS WHY THEY BROKE UP???

DOES ALICE HAVE CONTROL ISSUES??

ooo the girl are fighting

BREAKROOM

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

WHO?

I THINK I JUST SAW GOD

i told you sooooooooooooo 🫡