I'm Being ~notable~

I'm being ~notable~

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

So, folks...

What is your opinion on ~mythical pecha berry~ ?

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They cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

We slaying with the literal interpretation with this one 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

Reblog if I can wander into your (literal) apartment and make (tangible) lunch

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

This is temporary agent squids from the amphibian division reminding you that YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.