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They cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
I am the very model of a modern Warrior of Light
I’ve had to unite many sides; from dragonflight to socialite.
I’ve gone to different worlds and defeated Primal’s left and right
Ultima Thule was different, though, Endsinger gave me quite the fright.
But I challenged Zenos at the end and fist-fought him with all my might
The bad guy’s gone and once again my friends and I have won the fight
So let’s celebrate and take a break it’s time to settle down they said,
But if I’m not there to save the day then everyone could wind up dead…
All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYONE COULD WIND UP DEAD All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYONE COULD WIND UP DEAD All: IF THEY’RE NOT THERE TO SAVE THE DAY THEN EVERYBODY'S GONNA WIND UP DEAD.
I‘m very good at pushing past my limits when I take damage
In combat I’m unmatched my job-stones give me quite the advantage
In short, in matters that excite like outright getting in a fight I am the very model of a modern Warrior of Light. All: IN SHORT, IN MATTERS THAT EXCITE, LIKE OUTRIGHT GETTING IN A FIGHT THEY ARE THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN WARRIOR OF LIGHT
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!