We Slaying With The Literal Interpretation With This One

We slaying with the literal interpretation with this one 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

well than here you go

I imagine it would not be fun to watch your child turn to stone.

WOOP WOOP SO PROUD OF THIS. I spent like 5 whole days on it so I’d appreciate a reblog hehe.

This is temporary agent squids

I am requesting backup from site command. This □"1)÷:Ƙþ'ĥß]《¿§⁹6ð×/ axolotl can't stay in containment for 5 @&Ŕ:€¤\♡ɓłğű×;şŒƏ seconds

the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.

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They cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Wait I can ask myself things? Why can I do that?

Dunno dude I just got here

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Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme