Lucky Potatooo

Lucky potatooo

I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL!! IM ONLY WRITING GAY FANFICS FROM NOW ON /hj Seriously tho, in honor of pride month I will be writing mostly mlm and wlw, and a LOTTTT of comfort works for people everywhere! Just send requests in my asks, make it as personal as you want, and i'll write it!!

BE GAY DO CRIMES!

Happy Pride Month

I am visibly uncomfortable looking at this-

I need hundreds of them

weird dice wednesday:

a d20 without a 2 or 16

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The beat is so SICK

can't stop listening to this

Ah yes, not renowned writer, not “Award winning writer”, just tumblr blogger

Picked up my university’s satire paper today! You have a way with words .

I like the "Tumblr blogger".