Ah Yes, Not Renowned Writer, Not Award Winning Writer, Just Tumblr Blogger

Ah yes, not renowned writer, not “Award winning writer”, just tumblr blogger

Picked up my university’s satire paper today! You have a way with words .

I like the "Tumblr blogger".

Have you ever considered that maybe thats why he makes such terrible jokes all the time? to see if he can get you to laugh just like the first time?

What's the BEST joke Cyno has ever told?

It was more the circumstances that made it funny than the joke itself, but here goes.

It was long before these jokes of his became a trend, around the time that I had first graduated from the Akademiya. Cyno had sought me out after eating a few fungi that he’d misidentified in the forest. I was helping him walk back to my hut, his arm over my shoulder in between bouts of retching, and he turns to me and says, “I think I might have to stay over tonight. Don’t worry, I don’t need mushroom.”

…It was so incredibly corny and uncommon for him at the time that I had to laugh.

I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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I have a similar thing where when someone I like is around I can detect their smell out of hundreds of other people's scents and find them- it gets freaky sometimes

Thank you for reminding me that heterosexuality is still safe when it isnt used against the people

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]