Stupid Hallmark Movie Bitch

Stupid hallmark movie bitch

I was in the Infinite Costco and some Hallmark movie lookin bitch stole my fucking churro.

Lucky potatooo

Thank you for reminding me that heterosexuality is still safe when it isnt used against the people

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

Daaaawwwwww thats adorable!! I think you two are an adorable couple <3 LMK when the wedding is! /hj

Hiiii tighnari!! I wanted to ask- Is Kaveh or Cyno better when drunk? And how do you deal with the aftermath? (hangovers)

Personally, I find Cyno to be more palatable, but that’s obviously a biased opinion. Kaveh is a lot louder and more emotional, Cyno just thinks he’s ten times more hilarious than he already does. It can be mildly annoying, sometimes, but it’s endearing.

I am visibly uncomfortable looking at this-

I need hundreds of them

weird dice wednesday:

a d20 without a 2 or 16

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I'm sorry but this one- I cant scroll without writing it out "Uhhh- Hey Maeve-" "Don't start with me. What do you want?" Her horns curl above her head, her tail swishing in irritation behind her. "Uhm... Well, I kinda need someone to watch Pucchino-" "Your frenchie??? Why?" "I have a.. uh..." She glares in disdain before sighing heavily. "You have a date, don't you?"

I nod, embarrassed. I know it was obvious, I was wearing the vermilion suit she had bought me for our 4th date.

"Ughhh... Fine. But, you need to be home BEFORE 9. Otherwise, I'm taking the mutt with me back to hell." "Thanks Maeve- you're a life saver!"

It’s a bit awkward that you managed to actually summon a demon; almost as awkward as that demon being your ex spouse.