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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago
Also It Helps Me Walk Or Whatever
Also It Helps Me Walk Or Whatever

also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago
Im Free Friday Night
Im Free Friday Night

i’m free friday night 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

a “Straight Diagonal” version of the Disability   Pride Flag: A charcoal grey flag with a diagonal band from  the top left   to bottom right corner, made up of five parallel stripes in  red,  gold,  pale grey, blue, and green Description ends.

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago
Ive Seen A Lot Of Posts On My Dash Tonight About Users Who Are Threatening Suicide, With Other Tumblr

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

This post is old, but you are STILL ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF TUMBLR STAFF in an emergency: this just happened to me recently. All you have to do is email SUPPORT@TUMBLR.COM and they will handle the situation for you. Thanks for passing this along, guys!! xo Kate

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago
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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

if u are in the state of california, or can get to the state of california, you can get abortion on demand for absolutely free by doing this

go to a hospital listed under the "qualified provider" list here: https://www.dhcs.ca.gov/services/medi-cal/eligibility/Pages/HospitalPE.aspx

ask for HPE

no information needs to be verified. you can lie and you will not get in any trouble, EVER. say your income is less than $1k a month. you do not need to give a SSN but do not comment on your immigration status. i recommend you don't mention you're pregnant even if you are, but if you do tell them you're pregnant, you'll still be able to access abortion care (it's just that it limits other non-abortion services available to you - it's complicated). if you're just visiting california, say that you're a resident (NOT visiting). give an in-state home address. (this will not be verified. give any address as long as it's in-state. could be a hotel or a liquor store or anything)

you will get immediate medi-cal coverage for the rest of the month you're in and the month following. (for example, if you applied today, june 24, you would get coverage from today to july 31).

note that this is fee for service medi-cal. this means you are not enrolled in a managed care plan

find a fee for service provider who provides abortions (check your county website, but you can also refer here: https://data.ca.gov/dataset/enrolled-medi-cal-fee-for-service-provider). most planned parenthood locations accept fee for service medi-cal, but check before you go

if you run out of time (i highly recommend you know EXACTLY where you're going to go and verify that you can get an appointment within 60 days before you get coverage at a hospital), it is possible to get coverage again through this process by using a DIFFERENT NAME AND DOB. that is crucial. you will be denied if you don't. **note: if the hospital, or the provider afterwards, asks for your ID to verify name and dob, tell them you don't have one. they are required to go to "reasonable efforts" to verify that you're the person you say you are, but they cannot deny you service for not having an ID.**

just be sure that whatever name and DOB is on your eligibility document (the hospital will give this to you when you apply), that is the name and DOB you give the provider

i know this isn't super helpful as californians are not the ones at risk here; but if someone from out of state can get to california, then you can get an abortion without having to pay for it


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

While I wholly support media piracy and absolutely think it is something you should do, there is one essential step you should take before heading to your preferred torrenting site:

CHECK IF YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY HAS IT.

Not only is it safe, legal, and far less likely to fill your computer with malware, but you are actively supporting an organization whose entire ethos is free access to information.

You don't necessarily even need to go in-person! Many libraries have their entire catalogue available to browse online, some will deliver right to your door, and most libraries have digital catalogues as well through sites like Libby.

And lots of modern public libraries are SO MUCH MORE than just an archive of books. Safe injection sites, makerspaces, tool libraries, aquaponic gardens, recording studios, and so much more (or less depending on the library system) are available FOR FREE through your local public library.

Libraries are the socialist ideal in praxis in a lot of ways. Most are unionized, they're a public service that ACTS LIKE IT, and they're almost completely free to use.

TLDR: Piracy's good, libraries are better

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

the uk government is trying to scrap the human rights act.

i’ve not seen a lot in the media about this so i’m going to do my best to put this into words and explain what will happen if the government is successful in replacing the human rights act with the bill of rights (aka the rights removal bill).

this will mean that in the uk:

you won’t be allowed to say anything negative about the government

if you are disabled or chronically ill, you won’t be allowed to say no to being given a DNR in hospital

you won’t be allowed to bring ‘trivial’ human rights violations to court

public authorities (the police) won’t have to actively protect people’s human rights

the uk military will be allowed to basically do whatever they want overseas

if you ever commit a crime, they can disregard your human rights

the government will not be obligated to obey human rights

if you are from the uk PLEASE sign this petition, and also to everyone else, please please please share this.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Sorry for a serious post but as this blog was originally made as a reminder not to trust every “fact” you read on tumblr:

Do not trust medical advice from random tumblr blogs, especially on how to perform surgery on yourself. This can kill you.

There appear to be troll/anti-abortion blogs posting self abortion advice that will get people killed. Posts sending people to religious fanatics instead of legitimate info resources. Posts advocating avoiding real medical assistance in favor of self harm and more.

We have all seen the reality-shredding lies that got this country where it is today, and you can expect them to continue, taking advantage of panic and fear as always to harm us.

Do research. Find resources you trust. Talk to people you trust. But for the love of god:

DO NOT TRUST RANDOM TUMBLR POSTS WITH YOUR LIFE AND HEALTH.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

hey if y’all can please donate to the carolina abortion fund. nc is one of few states in the southeast to not currently be planning bans on abortions. we’re gonna be absolutely swamped from people in the southeast seeking safe abortions but there’s only so many people with so much funding that can help. ill reblog with the link.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

say it with me:

ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE.

ABORTION IS A HUMAN RIGHT.

ALL GENDERS CAN GET AN ABORTION.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

In the aftermath of Roe v. Wade being overturned, here’s some resources:

1. AbortionFinder.org

2. Planned Parenthood’s Find a Health Center

3. ABC News’ state-by-state legality list

4. Politico’s state-by-state legality list

Abortion-friendly (one asterisk indicates potential change and two asterisks indicate some limitations) U.S. states include:

Alaska

Arizona*

California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

D.C.

Florida**

Georgia*

Hawaii

Illinois

Indiana**

Iowa**

Kansas**

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan*

Minnesota

Montana

Nebraska**

Nevada**

New Jersey

New Hampshire**

New Mexico

New York**

North Carolina*

Ohio*

Oregon

Pennsylvania**

Rhode Island

South Carolina*

Vermont

Virginia**

Washington

5. Finally, an important reminder: Research Shows Access to Legal Abortion Improves Women’s Lives

Abortion rights activists participate in a Bans Off Our Bodies rally at the U.S. Supreme Court on May 14, 2022 in Washington, DC. Abortion rights supporters are holding rallies around the country urging lawmakers to affirm abortion rights into law after a leaked draft from the U.S. Supreme Court exposed a potential decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. (Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)
theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

I think that you are a tubular dudular

Well that is something I suppose but thank you for answering


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

STOP EATING DAILY HARVEST FOOD IMMEDIATELY!! THEIR SHIT IS MAKING PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE ENTIRE FUCKING ORGANS REMOVED

Daily Harvest Recalls Lentil Crumbles After Customers Allege Severe Liver Illness
Bon Appétit
Customers say the company had a lackluster response to allegations of mysterious health issues.
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Hi everyone - I am beyond livid. My wife ordered the Daily Harvest lentil crumbles on May 11th and ate them during the week of the 16th (I..
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EDIT 6/19: Just adding that if you believe you have been affected by DH you absolutely MUST reach out to their customer service and tell the

the FDA is still testing the food, especially their lentil crumbles, to find out exactly what is wrong and I will update here when those results come out

people are being hospitalized with major liver damage and many have had to have organs removed

I do not give a SINGLE fuck if it is just the lentil crumbles right now but when there is something this wrong at any point in the chain of daily harvest's products it is NOT WORTH IT

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS!
AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS!
AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS!
AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS!
AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

This tweet totally describes me

This Tweet Totally Describes Me
theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

On the next level

On The Next Level
On The Next Level
On The Next Level
On The Next Level
On The Next Level

Tw: Breeding,mating press, vaginal penetration, and mentions of pregnacy. (The long awaited smut)

“I’m home”

You stared at the blue haired man that open the sliding door of the estate. It has been months since you waited for him to come home. You were sad that he had to leave to work but you were glad he came home safe. You then noticed flowers that he had in his hand as he gave them to you. A poor housewife you were. You two had met when you were informed of the arranged marrige between you too. The confort of the servants and Thoma were no help since you missed your dear husband everyday. But who knew he would be fucking you like this.

“P-please Ayato!”

You begged as he continued to hit your cervix. He had your legs on you chest as the rest layed in his shoulders. You weren’t sure what happend since he never fucked you like this,even on your wedding night. “S-slow down,p-please” you begged as it was to much. “Now now,you can take it all since the Kamisato clan needs an heir” Ayato mumbles in your ear. He wanted to see you round with his heir,his and your child. When he was away in the trip some other heads of clans asked him if he had an heir yet. People will know you were his if you were pregnant by him. This made him fasten his pace as his balls hit each time he thrusted. “I’m c-close” you mumbled as you tighten around him. “F-fuck,cum for me dear” Ayato says his eyes filled with lust. Soon the coil in your stomach snapped and you began to squirt as he came in you. He slowly removed himself as cum began to flow out of your pussy. He placed a plug on your pussy to not waste a drop.


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Writers block got me in a chokehold so if yall can send,ideas,prompts or request that would be nice


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago
Story Of My Life People. You Know Whats Real ? The Struggle.
Story Of My Life People. You Know Whats Real ? The Struggle.
Story Of My Life People. You Know Whats Real ? The Struggle.

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥


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theultimatewaffle
2 years ago

Writing request are open!


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