I Wanna Be Whatever Gender Let's Me Live In A Cottage In The Woods With Books And Cats And A Garden And

I wanna be whatever gender let's me live in a cottage in the woods with books and cats and a garden and no people around to bother me

I can't decide if I want no gender or every single gender

Why didn't I do this before?

Danny: *introduces a spicy piece of lore that others would call trauma (not to be confused with ✨trauma✨)*

Dick, wondering what the hell happened to the sunshine incarnate before he showed up on his apartment: Say sike. Say sike right the fuck now."

Danny 'I'm not a therapist, that's my sister Fenton': "Um...sike?"

Dick '21 is too young for grey hairs!' Grayson: "There isn't nearly enough alcohol-!"

Tim, watching this all go down from Drake Manor via security cameras he had Danny put up: Is this...a best friend?

Danny: *trauma dumps like he's talking about the weather*

Constantine: "Say sike. Say sike right the fuck now."

Danny: "Um....sike?"

Constantine, forgoing his flask in favor of a bottle of vodka: "There isn't nearly enough alcohol-!"

Do I work here? Sometimes

Do I know where food is? No

Am I from around here? Not this city, no

Why am I here? Work

Why don't I know my way around? It's cute you think I'm told anything

I want to draw...

...I don't know how to draw

Imagine them all just showing up one day at the Manor. Like, Bruce and everyone currently staying there wakes up one morning and there's just five kids sitting around the dining table!

I imagine placements would be (from left to right) Dani, Danny, and Dan on the left side of the table, and Damian and Respawn on the right side.

They're all related at least a little bit, and if we mess with hair colours, they could be a whole monochrome scale!

Tim, though, would probably turn around and go back to bed because he's obviously been awake for far too long if he's seeing 5 versions of his little brother

I love the Demon Twins AU

But now that someone's told me about Respawn, I wanna see him more, too

It's not a coincidence that aromantic and aromatic are only one letter off.

I've never met an aro that didn't smell good