Danny: I Should've Left You On That Street Corner Where I Found You

Danny: I should've left you on that street corner where I found you

Dick: But ya didn't

Bruce: *screaming*

Tim: Why are you running? Why are you running?!

Danny: Thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of ✨garbage✨

Danny: We all die someday: You either kill yourself or get killed

Dick: *shoots blank*

Tim, startled: This is why Bruce doesn't fucking love you!

Dick: I'm in me dad's car! Vroom, vroom!

Bruce: Get out me car

Dick: Aw😿

Danny: I have the power of anime and God on my side!

Tim: Every step you take, I'll be watching you

Dick: May I come into the out now?

Danny: No, you may not come into the out now!

Danny/Tim: You're not my dad!

Dick/Bruce: *surprised Pikachu face*

Danny: You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie, woogie, woogie!

Danny: One!

Tim: I can count to one.

Danny: Two!

Tim: I can count to two.

Danny: Three!

Tim: I can count to three.

Danny: Four!

Tim: I can't count no more!

Danny: One!

Tim: What comes after one?

Danny: Two!

Tim: What comes after two?

Danny: Three!

Tim: What comes after three?

Danny: FOOOOOOOOOUR!!!

Tim: I can only count to four!

Danny: I can only count to four!

Tim & Danny: I can only count to fooooour!

Alfred: *everything's on fire and in chaos* This is fine

Robin: Dad, look! It's the good cush.

Batman: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

Tim: *sneezes*

Danny: Bless you

Tim, looking up: God?

Villain: I curse you to never have children

Batman: That's fine, I can just adopt

Villain: And I changed the Wi-Fi password

Robin: Noooooo!

Tim: I brought you gold

Dick: I brought you frankincense

Captain Atom: And I brought you mur

Danny: Thank you

Captain Atom: Mur-der!

Danny: *gasp* Judas, no!

Dick: I looked at him. And he looked at me.. I looked at him..! He looked at me!

Tim: Ahhh! Wanna swing from the chandelier! From the chandeliiiiiier!!

Dick: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life! There's a hat in my home...made outta water-melone!!

Danny: What's up? I'm Danny, I'm 15, and I never fucking learned how to read!

Bruce: Danny has 19 bottles of dish soap -

Tim: Why does he have so much soap?

Danny: Mind yo' business, Tim!

If you can't beat 'em, get s bigger bat

President Biden's plan for the first 100 days of his next term:

—Restore Roe v. Wade

—Sign John Lewis Voting Rights Act

—Expand Social Security and Medicare

—End all medical debt

—Raise the minimum wage

—Pass the PRO Act for workers

—Ban assault weapons

—Lead the world on clean energy

—Permanent child tax credit

—$35 insulin cap for all

—Build more housing

—Invest in child care and elder care

you want that? FIGHT! for it, check if you're registered to vote and then find a way to volunteer, everyone can make a difference everyone!

It has been a solid minute since I last read a story tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat. That changes now

I don't filter my searches on purpose, and one of the reasons is because I love stumbling across absolute gems. I also find, as morbid/macabre as this is, that some of my favorites are tagged as Dead Doves

When my mom went to the store earlier, I told her to pick up a pigeon off the street and bring it home for me.

She brought me home Cheez-It socks instead.

I'm not complaining. I love my new socks