Danny: I Should've Left You On That Street Corner Where I Found You

Danny: I should've left you on that street corner where I found you

Dick: But ya didn't

Bruce: *screaming*

Tim: Why are you running? Why are you running?!

Danny: Thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of ✨garbage✨

Danny: We all die someday: You either kill yourself or get killed

Dick: *shoots blank*

Tim, startled: This is why Bruce doesn't fucking love you!

Dick: I'm in me dad's car! Vroom, vroom!

Bruce: Get out me car

Dick: Aw😿

Danny: I have the power of anime and God on my side!

Tim: Every step you take, I'll be watching you

Dick: May I come into the out now?

Danny: No, you may not come into the out now!

Danny/Tim: You're not my dad!

Dick/Bruce: *surprised Pikachu face*

Danny: You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie, woogie, woogie!

Danny: One!

Tim: I can count to one.

Danny: Two!

Tim: I can count to two.

Danny: Three!

Tim: I can count to three.

Danny: Four!

Tim: I can't count no more!

Danny: One!

Tim: What comes after one?

Danny: Two!

Tim: What comes after two?

Danny: Three!

Tim: What comes after three?

Danny: FOOOOOOOOOUR!!!

Tim: I can only count to four!

Danny: I can only count to four!

Tim & Danny: I can only count to fooooour!

Alfred: *everything's on fire and in chaos* This is fine

Robin: Dad, look! It's the good cush.

Batman: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

Tim: *sneezes*

Danny: Bless you

Tim, looking up: God?

Villain: I curse you to never have children

Batman: That's fine, I can just adopt

Villain: And I changed the Wi-Fi password

Robin: Noooooo!

Tim: I brought you gold

Dick: I brought you frankincense

Captain Atom: And I brought you mur

Danny: Thank you

Captain Atom: Mur-der!

Danny: *gasp* Judas, no!

Dick: I looked at him. And he looked at me.. I looked at him..! He looked at me!

Tim: Ahhh! Wanna swing from the chandelier! From the chandeliiiiiier!!

Dick: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life! There's a hat in my home...made outta water-melone!!

Danny: What's up? I'm Danny, I'm 15, and I never fucking learned how to read!

Bruce: Danny has 19 bottles of dish soap -

Tim: Why does he have so much soap?

Danny: Mind yo' business, Tim!

Why do Tim and Danny gotta be so similar 😭😭

The Squad that technically doesn’t even exist

Do I read or do I write?

Trick question!

I'm illiterate

Much like most people, I don't like to talk to people over the phone. (I don't like to talk to people usually, but that's besides the point.) If I get a phone call and it says Spam Risk or it's an unknown number, then I always hang up. My family knows only to call me in emergencies, so I always pick up for them. My bosses have learned to text me first instead of calling.

My policy for answering the phone is this: "If it's important, they'll (being unnamed number) will call back or text me"

Also, don't tell anyone, but my phone ringing wakes me up better than my alarms which is why I emphasized to my family to call me in emergencies no matter the time, especially if they can't get a hold of either of my parents first.

Also, also, my parents don't charge their phones at night. Neither of them have cords in their room to charge their phones, so they charge them during the day. My dad can usually get away with it until he leaves his phone at work over the weekend again; but my mom can't because she then wonders the next morning why her phone is at 12%

(yes someone has said that "writing is easy" or "writing isn't that hard" to me before -_-)