Old Welsh Lit: Dave Punched Steve. This Incurred A Fine Of Twelve Cattle And A Nine-inch Rod Of Silver

Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.

I don’t like worms

My cat just bite the chair because he was going for me but missed. How’s the chair taste bud? Taste good? That’s what I thought, idiot. Stupid.

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Pro- and anti-Jedi people please be civil

Ah, my bad. I’m used to using guy for anyone no matter their gender orientation. But my point still stands that “who cares, it was just one guy” is a horrible way of thinking. No one deserves an unfair death, specially for it to be overshadowed with memes n shit about an asshole

so whiles it’s really fucking funny what happened to trump, didn’t two people actually die? Why don’t we talk about that a little because I’m very confused

It’s a picture of my cat :)

Is your phone wallpaper a fictional character?