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actually, males can exist, but their pathetic and are entirely unneeded

ant queens should actually be called empresses and their colonies should be empires. It makes no sense for it to be called a colony. It’s not like ants go away to form their own colony and report back to a singular queen a few days later. It would be like if the thirteen colonies had their own king separate from the king of England and that would be stupid! It’s a dumb name.

Also ace, but holy shit?? Why didn’t any of us know this???

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

this is what it feels like to read headcannons of the main character sometimes. Like, what you’re looking for already exists in another character of the same franchise, hell, sometimes in the same series/movie/show/etc. Guys, come on, how do I know these characters better then you do 😭

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.

I don’t like worms

It’s a picture of my cat :)

Is your phone wallpaper a fictional character?

Please reblog for sample size

Pro- and anti-Jedi people please be civil

Does the japanese emperor caterpillars fulfill your cute baby bug needs?

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

My cat just bite the chair because he was going for me but missed. How’s the chair taste bud? Taste good? That’s what I thought, idiot. Stupid.

Victor is unresponsive

Say hi to your cats for me please

I just learned that my cat, Victor, has a rivalry with my neighbor’s cat, Dot, and he has been secretly sneaking into dots yard to tease her after she did the same

i don’t really know what to tag this guy as. He bites though

Towel beast

Im feeling the emotion of “oh” reading this in the most pleasant way possible

saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

Oh no :( who will bring the water now?

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

I think I’m going puke, that or cry. Has… has voting even started yet?

Made an oc based of a stuffy I own. Don’t check that account on the bottom cuz I made it up

Omg, ok. You’re right that life is unfair but no one fucking deserves it to be, specially not when it comes to death. If someone is murdered then that’s bad, period.

so whiles it’s really fucking funny what happened to trump, didn’t two people actually die? Why don’t we talk about that a little because I’m very confused

Ah, my bad. I’m used to using guy for anyone no matter their gender orientation. But my point still stands that “who cares, it was just one guy” is a horrible way of thinking. No one deserves an unfair death, specially for it to be overshadowed with memes n shit about an asshole

so whiles it’s really fucking funny what happened to trump, didn’t two people actually die? Why don’t we talk about that a little because I’m very confused

That’s a horrible mindset my guy. I mean, you’re just one guy too.

so whiles it’s really fucking funny what happened to trump, didn’t two people actually die? Why don’t we talk about that a little because I’m very confused

Thank god this guy is allergic to so much or else he might go more insane then he is already