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every year when the tomatoes ripen, i take in tomato worms and feed them parts of the tomato plants. when they stop eating and get softer, i know it's time for them to pupate and i take them outside to watch them burrow. i just found my first worm of the year and im super excited ! their name is Puppies :3
already munchin !!!
Puerto Rican velvet worm, Peripatus juanensis, Peripatidae
Photographed in Puerto Rico by wesgapp
Heyoo! Could you please consider making my persona a worm?
Worm for you! Your lil guys design is so cute!!
I have a gift from the dirt, some wormies!
woolly worm, inch-y worm, earth-y worm, worms. enjoy thou worms.
No aand while we're on the subject I think it's BS that Victoria considers herself a thinker +1 based off that. That's like if u stood up on a ladder and went "Look at me everyone! I'm a thinker +1 now!"
Do you think that victoria "being able to fly gives me a thinker 1 rating" dallon would be normal about that prt director guy giving skitter +2 in every single category
Skitter x Clockblocker ships are so wild to me because all I can imagine is their kids asking them how they met and Dennis tells this sanitized, enemies to lovers romance story while Taylor just goes "I was robbing a bank and your dad tried to stop me so I stuffed bugs into his mouth and eyes"
I mean from a certain point of view it makes sense. Think about it:
• You can't join the ABB unless your Asian
• You can't join Empire 88 unless your white and bigoted
• You can't join Coil unless your ex military
• Faultline's crew don't seem to recruit henchmen unless you count Gregor's delivery boy
• The Undersiders also don't recruit henchmen until after the leviathan attack
That leaves you with either Uber and Leet or The Merchants. Both of whom are pretty shitty options all things considered
Uber and Leet had minions???
I feel like Worm sort of abandoned the idea of casual minion joining (as in, sort of open secret) until the S9. Which makes sense, because joining a supervillain to help them commit crimes is, uh, illegal and you wouldn't want that spreading around. Which makes it odd to see it here so early
Ok but I need someone to explain the fight outside Denny's
coming into the worm tumblr space in twenty twenty four is an absolute experience. chartic is a scientist? sure. peri is a teacher? why not. i’ve missed so much. there was a fight outside of a denny’s at some point. what the hell is silencio. amy dallon apparently had so much discourse wildebro cancelled the rewrite because he didn’t want to deal with it. if i wanted to be caught up with all this i should’ve just read worm when i was like seven. that would’ve worked maybe.
isn't there WoG about Crawler's testicles or something?
Do you think a sufficiently determined early-stage Crawler could have finagled her power into giving her bottom surgery or nah? It'd have to be a bulletproof pussy, but that's part of the fun of it.
If I have to hear one more person pronounce Glastig Uaine as "GLASSTIG WINYAY" I'm gonna lose it
All this arguing about how Marquis should be pronounced, meanwhile I'm forced to constantly hear Parahumans podcasts mispronounce Hebrew letters.
Oh? What's that, tensions are high with Earth CHEAT? What does CHITE want? It's too bad the sealed off Earth UH-LEFF, we could use their help!
Worm if it was written by Booktok
You are in an alley in Brockton Bay, and at the end of that alley lies a group of gangsters, and within that group of gangsters lies Lung. You are here to Slay Lung.
Imagine the tiktok edits of Lung and Jack Slash. Imagine the alt right YouTube grifters making videos about Taylor being a Mary Sue. Families would be torn apart, nations would crumble.
I went on #worm ounce and the banner image was a tweet regarding worm. The most recent post was an Earthworm with tits
I find the #Worm and #Wormblr tags hilarious, because you could have a post about worms, the little wiggly invertebrates (not to be confused with the wiggly vertebrates (snakes)), or a Canadian web serial from 2011 about trauma powers and failures of authority figures.
God this reads like a line from a Conan book
How buckwild is it that this hasn't been edited out. This is a top tier "I would not have written that and let it sit on the Internet for a decade if I were you" sentence.
