When My Roomate First Moved In I Would Scare The Shit Out Of Them With Stuff Like This. Oh Yeah, Your

When my roomate first moved in I would scare the shit out of them with stuff like this. “Oh yeah, your aunt with all the dogs” and they’d be like “wtf?????? How do you remember that” and I’d just shrug “you told me once when you were drunk”

It still happens every once in a while, we’ve lived together for almost a year now

Im ready to have his litter atp.

One of my favorite occurrences with early 2000s male protagonists is that the writers did everything in their power to make them *tough macho cishet I love women* but fans always end up interpreting them as *uwu soft kittyboy babygirl homoerotic best friends* and I think that’s beautiful

And I’m expected to do the dishes in these conditions

Being neurodivergent and chronically ill is crazy because you already have issues with executive functions and then your body hinders you even more. AND your sensory issues are heightened by the pain you feel.