Fic Where Morgana And/or Morgause Try To Do The Tiene Diaga On Merlin But (little Do They Know) He Has

Fic where Morgana and/or Morgause try to do the Tiene Diaga on Merlin but (little do they know) he has magic so he’s just sitting in a room that sounds like it’s full of screaming toddlers (and I feel like he’d be used to loud noises from all the chaos he’s stopped/caused) so they’re wondering why the heck he won’t break/submit to their will and meanwhile he’s just like. Sitting there. And it scares the crap out of the sisters

Merlin: OH MY GOSH ME TOO

Uther: IS THERE A N Y O N E HERE WHO’S NOT MAGIC???

Gwen: *raises hand* Meee! :3

Uther: …

Uther: Ya know what I’m just gonna leave

I know it’s 2020 but Merlin AU where Uther notices a bunch of problems that could only be solved by magic ~spontaneously~ getting solved around Arthur, and concludes that this must be a side effect of Arthur only existing due to magical intervention. An intense bigotry-versus-parental-love internal conflict commences, followed by some that’s-pretty-hypocritcal-of-you-isn’t-it-dad screaming external conflict, generally upending everything. Merlin is standing in the corner the entire time holding a serving jug of mead and sweating.

I don't usually go for crack fics (I already have enough nonsense in my life) buuuuuuut, Sword in the Stone (1963) and BBC Merlin crossover would be the greatest, goofiest fanfiction ever created. For reference this is what Sword in the Stone Merlin looks like.

Imagine the possibilities if you will. They are cursed.

You’re walking down a dark forest path when suddenly. A deer comes into view. Yet something seems completely wrong. It’s just standing there, it seems to have human looking teeth and eyes and other body features that shouldn’t belong. You turn and see on a trunk “It is not a deer”

Ima say it again: Morgana looking for Emrys

A detective story where the narrator grows increasingly frustrated at the detective’s inability to see what is so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

I was thinking evil sorcerers barge in but YEAH that too

Monsters break into your home, seeking blood. Upon seeing your spouse they stop and bend the knee in reverence. You’re left confused while your spouse sighs, rubbing their forehead.