Fic Where Morgana And/or Morgause Try To Do The Tiene Diaga On Merlin But (little Do They Know) He Has

Fic where Morgana and/or Morgause try to do the Tiene Diaga on Merlin but (little do they know) he has magic so he’s just sitting in a room that sounds like it’s full of screaming toddlers (and I feel like he’d be used to loud noises from all the chaos he’s stopped/caused) so they’re wondering why the heck he won’t break/submit to their will and meanwhile he’s just like. Sitting there. And it scares the crap out of the sisters

AHDOSJFKRN YES

Merlin, but the triple goddess itself appears and treats Merlin as her baby.

PFFFFT THE ENDING

One of Cendred's men: We have come to take a certain.... Merlin back to Essetir

King Arthur: why?

C-man: Cendred has ordered that all magical creatures that were born in Essetir have to be brought to the castle, to either be killed or tamed.

Arthur: and what has that to do with Merlin? He's not exactly a Killer.... Let alone a tamer

C-man: Well.... According to my notes....

*frowns*

Arthur: what!?

C-man: he has been classified as a magical creature, Sire.

(Merlin: OwO)

Modern!Gwaine would wear those shoes with wheels on the bottom to PE on the day of the pacer test in this essay I will-

I was thinking evil sorcerers barge in but YEAH that too

Monsters break into your home, seeking blood. Upon seeing your spouse they stop and bend the knee in reverence. You’re left confused while your spouse sighs, rubbing their forehead.

You’re walking down a dark forest path when suddenly. A deer comes into view. Yet something seems completely wrong. It’s just standing there, it seems to have human looking teeth and eyes and other body features that shouldn’t belong. You turn and see on a trunk “It is not a deer”