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I feel like Violet would do this lmfao

I'm here to make a Dr. Ratio request!!

How do you think Ratio would handle having a short s/O? (Talking about around 4'9/145cm bc I'm that tiny 😭)

Do you think he would 'lose' them when walking together even though they're right next to him? (That happens to me sm you can't even imagine)

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A/n: Anon, where did your height go, my friend?... 😭 I'm so sorry- hshsfhghsa please enjoy these silly hcs <3 mwah

Contents: Dr. Ratio x GN!Reader, fluff, crack, a bit short, sorry

-He may not ever admit it, but he finds the height difference between you and him quite endearing. It’s one of those “small things” for him that really does make him break into a barely noticeable smile, it’s amusing

-Sometimes he would taunt you by doing the “oh wait I gotta bend down to hear you” thing if you’re trying to argue with him, but this can either cause more of a flare from you or make you flustered (remember how he leaned in TB’s face in the quest cutscene-). He knows the effect this can have so he uses it to his advantage where he can. 

-It’s so easy to flick your forehead if you’re not listening to what he’s saying, but it’s also so easy to pat your head when you do well or if he sees you could use some wordless comfort

-He is quite tall, so sometimes you’re quite literally not in his sight at all. And in crowds you can get lost quite easily unless he has your hand in his. 

-If he turns around to find you’re no longer there, he gets both alarmed and frustrated, his eyes immediately scanning the surroundings and looking for the familiar head amidst the masses, his sharp gaze may as well shoot lasers if he catches someone looking at him curiously. His aura alone speaks business - he stands on business.

-Even he is stumped on HOW he lost you but he doesn’t have time to ponder it as he walks around in circles until he finds you on the side petting some cats or window shopping

-After he finds you he makes it a point to both keep you in his sights, and to have some hold on you, be it holding your hand or having a hand on your shoulder/upper back to lead you through the crowds. Even if he is not big on PDA, hand holding is a must for the sole reason he doesn’t lose you

-Gets so sassy with you at times, especially if you run off on purpose, you won’t hear the end of it

-But at home he certainly does sass you a lot for a man that welcomes your cuddles as he relaxes with a book in hand, you laying on top of him. You slot yourself so perfectly against his body and tuck your head into his neck. He feels his cheek become warm, dusted with a light blush, but he only clears his throat and focuses on his book.

-One big hand rests on your lower back, keeping you where you are even if you shift in your sleep. And admittedly it gets him to sleep sooner too, your warmth and touch too inviting to  lose to the printed words he probably read before in his classes

-Another thing he thinks of doing is making you his muse, and he probably has sketches of you somewhere, elegant and beautiful, like you <3 

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AU where Morgana just. Straight-up REFUSES to believe that Merlin’s Emrys. Only thing magical about him is how many times in an hour he trips over his own face. Somehow. So Morgana’s just losing her mind with laughter. So Mordred’s like “Fine I’ll do it myself!” And fails epically and destiny crisis is averted and Morgana’s just spending the rest of her life confused as heck

Bonus points if Aithusa is also giving clear hints that YES, Merlin IS Emrys you dollophead-

Modern!Gwaine would wear those shoes with wheels on the bottom to PE on the day of the pacer test in this essay I will-

Fic where Morgana and/or Morgause try to do the Tiene Diaga on Merlin but (little do they know) he has magic so he’s just sitting in a room that sounds like it’s full of screaming toddlers (and I feel like he’d be used to loud noises from all the chaos he’s stopped/caused) so they’re wondering why the heck he won’t break/submit to their will and meanwhile he’s just like. Sitting there. And it scares the crap out of the sisters

This was on my last account but

Aithusa leaving muddy talonprints a la Blue’s Clues on everything that has any remote relation to Merlin whenever Morgana goes on a rant about tryna find Emrys

Headcanon/AU where Whiteout can see through the fourth wall

JJK Filipino Headcanons

I’m going to post headcanons for a meantime since posting my stories might get much longer. -v- English with Tagalog version! Also based on my school and home experiences -v-

- Toji who’s always in the cockfighting but afraid of his wife. Sometimes commanded Megumi to buy him cigarettes or one liter of coke/sprite in the middle of dinner. (Toji yung puros nasa sabungan pero takot sa asawa. Paminsan inuutusan si Megumi pabilhan ng sigarilyo o isang litro ng coke or sprite sa kalagitnaan ng hapunan.) - Gojo the rich kid who’s a savior in group projects for bringing a lot of markers but a show-off. (Si Gojo yung the rich kid na isang tagapagligtas pag may group projects sa pagdadala ng maraming marker pero pabida.) - Nanami is the quiet kid who’s always covering his face with a towel. (Si Nanami yung the quiet kid na tinatakpan ang mukha ng towel.) - Haibara is the friend of the quiet kid and just vibing what’s happening in the classroom even if it’s a fight between the president and the show-off. Especially Shoko. (Si Haibara yung kaibigan ng quiet kid na nag-vivibe lang sa anong nangyayari kahit away sa pabida tsaka president. Especially Shoko.) - Utahime is the president that’s always fighting with Gojo and always listed Gojo first in the NSP in rest period or being ordered by the adviser. (Si Utahime yung president na laging nag-aaway kay Gojo na siya ang mauuna na listahan sa NSP pag rest period or inutusan sa adviser.) - Yaga is the adviser that is already tired with his students' antics that he is always counting down up to five for minus points in grades or slamming the book down on the table or the floor angrily that he rants to his students that they don’t listen and for being stubborn, especially Gojo and Geto. (Si Yaga ay yung adviser na pagod na pagod na sa mga kalokohan ng kanyang mga estudyante na laging na lang nagbibilang ng hanggang lima na nagsasabi na minus points sa grado o kaya'y hinahampas ang libro sa mesa o sa sahig na galit na galit na sinasabi niya sa kanyang mga estudyante na hindi sila makikinig at sa pagiging matigas ang ulo, lalo na sina Gojo at Geto.) - They will only be quiet when the teacher is angry, but at some time they will return to making noise. (Tatahimik lang sila kapag galit ang guro, pero maya-maya ay babalik din sila ng ingay.) - Gojo and Geto who always escape when they are the cleaners when it's dismissal.

(Si Gojo at Geto yung kaklase mo na laging tumatakas kapag sila ang cleaners pag dismissal na.) - Gojo is always the one who gets hit by a chalk, sometimes Geto gets also involved. (Si Gojo yung laging mababatuhan ng chalk sa teacher, paminsan nadadamay rin si Geto.) - Sukuna is that one classmate who always orders you to buy what he wants and then threatens you if you refuse. Even during recess, lunch, or outside of school and will get furious when you can’t buy since the canteen’s already closed. (Si Sukuna ay yung isang kaklase mo na palagi kang inuutusan bilhin gusto niya tapos i-threaten ka kung rerefuse. Kahit recess, lunch, o sa labas ng school, magagalit kung hindi makakabili dahil sirado na yung canteen.) - Toji is that one parent who squints his eyes when using the cellphone and sometimes asks Tsumiki or Megumi what to do or if there is a problem with the cellphone. Sometimes many apps are duplicated or installed but don't used it and the brightness is too high. (Si Toji yung nag-ssquint ng mata pag gumagamit ng cellphone, paminsan magtatanong kay Tsumiki o Megumi anong gagawin o may problema sa cellphone. Paminsan rin madaming apps naka duplicate or install na hindi naman nagagamit tsaka malaki masyado ang brightness.) - Geto is the polite and intelligent classmate who helps his classmates in lessons even though he is an annoying friend because of his teasing. (Si Geto yung magalang tsaka matalino na classmate na tinutulungan ang mga classmate sa mga aralin kahit nakakainis siya na kaibigan dahil sa kanyang panunukso.) - Toji who has arthritis and pain in the waist and the back but will still eat cashews. (Si Toji na may arthritis tsaka sakit sa bewang tsaka likod pero kakain pa rin ng kasoy.)

Vocaloid Fandom Headcanons:

(Cuz I can tbh) - General and ship

General Headcanons:

Len pretends to be really manly, but he actually loves watching Magical Girl shows and dancing along with female k-pop idols

Once a year the Vocaloids have a thanksgiving like dinner and they invite the Utaus. They always end up having a “family feud.”

Some Vocaloids like Luka like to pick up small part time jobs for fun. Luka is a fulltime song producer and singer, but she also works at a sushi bar during the weekends.

Len, Oliver, Fukase and Piko have a club dedicated to flexing their songs to each other.

Meiko likes to think of herself as the most mature, she’s kinda like that one aunt who gives you money and drinks wine all the time.

Oliver, Yohioloid, and Leon get homesick and like to visit America and England together whenever they’re not recording.

Piko and Miki claim that they are “childhood friends,” despite not having childhoods.

Ruby and Fukase also claim that they are “childhood friends.”

Every Vocaloid must learn to separate the stories they tell from their actual lives, but many of them believe that some of the songs they sing contain elements from their past lives.

Galaco started a podcast for all the other discontinued Vocaloids to vent and share their opinions.

Miku is the most popular, but that also means she misses out on alot of things. She gets invited to almost everything, but ends up apologizing for being late.

Kiyoteru teaches Yuki, Rana, Gachapoid, Oliver, Aoki, Una, and all the younger kids.

Despite the Macne Family mostly being Utaus, they’re allowed to live in the Vocaloid house.

IA and Merli are best friends and they have tea together whenever they can.

Based on popular vote, it is VFlower’s job to greet new Vocaloids and show them to their room.

Everyone recognizes Leon, Meiko, Kaito, and Big Al as their seniors and go to them for advice. Unsurprisingly, it’s usually awful.

SonIka and Gumi view each other as sisters because of their close debut dates and designs.

Many of the younger girls and even some of the older girls idolize Rin. She is usually very sarcastic about it and doesn’t let it fully get to her head, unlike Len.

Alot of Vocaloids with the same hair color get grouped together, meaning Cul, Fukase, Ruby, and Arsloid spend alot of time together.

Sexualities/Ships:

As Vocaloids, most of them don’t really label themselves or have any views on sexuality, but some individuals have very tradition values.

Lily and Ritsu are dating. Everyone was confused because they heard that Ritsu was a six year old boy who inserted missiles in his breasts and weighs 25 tons, but in the end they just assumed she was trans with a weird since of humor.

Anon, Neru, and Tei are all vying for Len’s affection. Tei thinks she’s winning, but she is in fact, not.

Kyo and Yohioloid are dating. It took Oliver, Wil, and Yuu alot of confused third wheel dates to figure it out.

Miku and Kaito get paired together very often, but in reality they are very close friends. Miku, Kaito, and Luka love to gossip about dates to each other.

Gakupo is painfully single despite having many fans and love interests.\

Yuzuki Yukari and VFlower are very close friends. Some people think they’re dating, but no one knows for sure.