Never Mess With Neps Fish

Never mess with Nep’s fish

The question would never been answered though, as a Shrek of true terror rips through the now empty solar system. The red giant is eating its last meal, the lone cyan planet that was just looking or their friend. Instead their surface was lit a light with bright red, orange and yellow flams that reached high off it’s blue surface, the ice that once’s populated its core was no match against the flame of the red giant, there was no used in crying out because their was no one left to hear its cries, even its sun had long since fallen asleep not wanting to bare witness to the horrors that awaited their future. Neptune could only watch as the Blue planet was sucked into the hungry red giant, forever forgotten by the wider universe, its cries rang out bagging dir someone to help save them, but Neptune couldn’t do anything, he was being pushed away for the cyan planet, the Red giants blood field eyes awoke from its slumber to see the destruction it had created in it path, the molten tears fish little to help its already smouldering body, it too was going to join the rest of its planets, ready to give away to new life that will be birthed from its death, and with one lest glance out to Neptune as it took its last breath before exploding into a million different colours that fold the now empty space the past rocks and debris for its planets where sent flying in any which way, the rocks crashed into Neptune sending him flying as well, fair away from the place he used to call his home, it’s hard to say how long Neptune had truly been alone for, the memories of his past now blurred together into one big mess, all he knows is that his not alone anymore, he has a new friend with a X etched into over its right eyes, that last thing Neptune see as he falls asleep is their soft smile, that could light up the whole galaxy and the words “welcome home brother.”

Someone on ao3 ask me to do a chapter on Neptune POV

Here’s the fist part of you haven’t seen it!

Here’s chapter two!

(It’s two long so I need to slit it up

Neptune had been floating in empty space for as long as he could remember, the memory of his old solar system was nothing more of a faint memory at this point, he couldn’t remember the names of those he used to know so well, he only knew of the anxious light blue planet that used to paint as Neptune talked his ear off with random facts he couldn’t remember anymore, or the kind biggest giant that used to read when Neptune’s phantom pain got to intense that it made it hard to sleep, it didn’t matter how long it took but the orange giant didn’t care, they still read to him until he was fast asleep, it was the same book Neptune uses to read to his moons when they couldn’t sleep… Oh how Neptune wishes he could remember those moons that now made up his faint ring, he wishes he could see their tiny soft smile as they slowly fall asleep. he hates that he couldn’t stop them from crashing into him, he couldn’t even remember his own moons names anymore, the one thing he thought would never forgot was striped from him, Neptune tried so hard to remember them, he can still see his biggest moon’s joyful smile after he said them all correctly for the first time… Neptune’s eyes well with tears, as the memories come crashing down on him, no matter how faint they have become, the little bits he did remember hit him like a sunbeam. Neptune misses them so much, none of them never deserved the fate they were giving, Neptune swear he could still hear their streaks of terror as he ripped them apart, one by one, his cries of horror mixing with theirs are they had to watch their siblings die. Neptune. Pups only guessed that this was a sick punishment for his actions in the past, even if he could no longer remember what his done that his innocent moons were collateral for what ever he’s done, he clearly deserves it, why else would he have spent so many years in the solitary environment of his orbit, why else would Sol (?) have smite him down from the clearly cruel monster he was in the past. Neptune shouldn’t think of the past much, it only made his memory worse as his mind tries blocking out any unpleasant thoughts, instead he chooses to look behind at a solar system he was passing, there was only a cyan planet left with a red giant eating up its surroundings, the endless hunger never seeming to be quelled by the other planet that must have populated their solar system, from Neptune’s distant he could see the tearful eyes of the planet as they desperately look among the space debris for something, or someone? Oh maybe a planet was eject just like him! At lest that Neptune think how he got here, but that didn’t matter maybe he could have a friend to explore the galaxy with as they try to find a new home! But as Neptune looked around there was no own. He was still all alone, no matter!

He can survive on his own after all he has been for the… The past…. How long has it been? The question would never been answered though, as a Shrek of true terror rips through the now empty solar system. The red giant is eating its last meal, the lone cyan planet that was just looking or their friend. Instead their surface was lit a light with bright red, orange and yellow flams that reached high off it’s blue surface, the ice that once’s populated its core was no match against the flame of the red giant, there was no used in crying out because their was no one left to hear its cries, even its sun had long since fallen asleep not wanting to bare witness to the horrors that awaited their future. Neptune could only watch as the Blue planet was sucked into the hungry red giant, forever forgotten by the wider universe, its cries rang out bagging dir someone to help save them, but Neptune couldn’t do anything, he was being pushed away for the cyan planet, the Red giants blood field eyes awoke from its slumber to see the destruction it had created in it path, the molten tears fish little to help its already smouldering body, it too was going to join the rest of its planets, ready to give away to new life that will be birthed from its death, and with one lest glance out to

So I’ve read that a lot of moon are actually face lock into their planet

Would this mean that other moons also have a dark side and not just Luna? This also means D!luna can have friends that have joined the dark side!

This is why I think Earth is such a jerk, his afraid of losing his Earthlings after so many careful disasters, his been through so much and isn’t welling to give up ok them even after they keep hurting him, it’s also why he feels so threaded by other “habitable” planets/moons, his Earthlings aren’t welling to do as much for him as he is for them, and are instead looking for a new home, his afraid of losing the life he fought so hard to have in the first place only for them to possibly leave you for a moon in the very same Solar system must be hard, then everyone will know that they never cared about him and their would be a constant reminder that you where never good enough for the very life you helped created

It’s really fascinating when you think about how much Earth has been through.  He went through a lot of phases and exprerinced a lot of stuff since he was created. The impact Hypothesis from being a hot ball of lava and magma to gaining his first life form and being a pale orange dot, the first ice age covered in complete ice and snow, Pangea and the dino era, the asteroid that killed the dinos- that made the Earth hot and covered in smoke and gas thus blocking the Sun rays from entering the Atmosphere and being covered in eternal darkness, the second ice age and then finally the Earth we know Today. But in spite of going through mass extinctions and Catastrophic/Apocalyptic disasters, Earth still manages to retain life. Life didn’t just manage to survive but thrives as well. Being the only planet that got to not only attain life but sustain it for this long in the face of all the challenges and adversity is magnificent. Not to mention the diverse habitats and ecosystems. Earth is just so beautiful and cool. Not to mention all the secrets we haven’t discovered yet, years f history yet to be uncovered, too bad we humans have the habit of destroying everything that’s good. 

Anyway, this is mostly a rant about why Earth is my fav character, with Luna being my second- ofc can’t have Earth without Luna they’re a package deal. I saw the ask from your twitter and thought I’d say my reason, maybe you might resonate with it. Ofc the Solarballs Earth character despite being a jerk has a lot of layers and complexity. He isn’t just a black or white character, which makes him so great. It also being our home planet, also plays a factor. He also just has a lot of angst potential, coupled with his depression, BPD, suicidal thoughts/tendency, the constant pain from earthlings, abandonment issues, etc.

And I love how you characterise Earth in your fic, although it may not always be in line with his canon personality, it’s still close enough to how he’d act. Also the earthlings interactions in you Ghe fic, need more of that. Love you fics,  infinite kudos <3

(Ignore me always sending you long asks, it wasn’t supposed to be this long. I always get carried away when I’m excited)

lol ur fine with the long asks

i never feel like im characterizing any of the characters right no matter how hard i try 🤷🏼‍♀️ but i still try and write them despite the anxiety it gives me 😭😭

and yess he's been through sm..... i love him sm 😭😭

The fish brothers <3

I love them way to much

Neat things I noticed yesterday while looking at a size comparison of some of the Solar System’s moons (and by neat I mean funny things the Solarballs fandom should know about) and some funny moon trivia in general that I also think more people should know about:

Triton is like a quarter the size of Callisto.

Titan is ridiculously huge compared to the rest of Saturn’s moons. It’s kind of absurd honestly.

One of Saturn’s moons, Pan, looks like a piece of ravioli.

Venus has a “quasi-moon”, which is basically an asteroid that follows a similar orbit to it, that is officially named Zoozve after someone misread the official designation number of said object (2002 VE).

Europa is slightly smaller than Earth’s moon.

Pluto has a bunch of much smaller moons alongside Charon. Their names are Styx, Nix, Kerberos, and Hydra. They’re all really small. Styx is only 7 kilometers wide at its longest point.

Eris has a moon named Dysnomia.

The guy who discovered Charon named it after his wife Charlene by sticking a Greek ending onto her nickname, and only found out about the mythological Charon after the fact.