To All My Mutuals: I Would Do My Best To Keep Us All Calm And Promote Teamwork If We Were To All Find

To all my mutuals: I would do my best to keep us all calm and promote teamwork if we were to all find ourselves in a saw trap together.

The actor part of my brain is like "yeah he's obviously gonna open his mouth for it and make sure it's on right, he's probably done it a bunch already." But then there's another secret part of my brain that

COSTAS LIKES TO BE WHAT???????

are people forgetting the saw movies are camp and cheesy fun and not. something to overanalyze that much? i agree that analyzing these characters can be very fun, but the franchise is a SHIT SHOW. it SUCKS a lot of the time! if you're coming into the saw fandom with the idea that it needs to be taken seriously... then this fandom probably isn't for you. i can't believe i'm seeing SAW DISCOURSE in the year 2023. there's no reason to hate on anyone for ships, or who their favorite character is... this isn't tumblr 2014. seeing harmless silly ship art of saw characters shouldn't be ruining your day.

you DO NOT have to be overly analytical about media to consume it. that must be a very miserable way to live.

anyways. thank you saw fanartists thank you saw fanfic writers thank you saw gif makers and saw shitposters. peace and love.

"You could kiss his lips and never touch his nose!" -my boyfriend when I admitted to finally falling victim to thinking Mark Hoffman is hot

We can have both as a treat!!!! That's what god made AUs for, so we can have oh so many!!!!!

y'know that super intense crazy romantic betrayal at the end of hannibal season 2? well would you rather see:

1 -- hannibal!lawrence doing the homoerotic stabbing to adam

or

2 -- will!lawrence being stabbed by john, who it turns out has been keeping adam alive for him but kills adam in front of him for his betrayal

totally normal sawtober questions

My dumbass did not realize this was a question about your sawtober fics. I got excited about Thinking About Hypothetical Scenarios in my smooth little brain and reblogged with no critical thinking.

y'know that super intense crazy romantic betrayal at the end of hannibal season 2? well would you rather see:

1 -- hannibal!lawrence doing the homoerotic stabbing to adam

or

2 -- will!lawrence being stabbed by john, who it turns out has been keeping adam alive for him but kills adam in front of him for his betrayal

totally normal sawtober questions