My Favorite Part Of Eating Sour Dough Bread Is When After You Eat It Your Mouth Tastes Like You Just

My favorite part of eating sour dough bread is when after you eat it your mouth tastes like you just vomited until you brush your teeth and you brush your tongue so hard you almost actually do puke

dude typing on a keyboard is so refreshing this shit is so fucking satisfying I’m gonna type so many posts at this library shoutout to librarians and also computers with keyboards that clacky clack, I am stimming to the fullest right now aah I want to type so many words I feel so fulfilled right now I am typing so fast I love to type I love to type ok that sentence is getting boring to type I might go to subway later and then later I have to go to work where all my gay friends are woohoo but I have to change all those batteries in those little clicky lights that I don’t like but I don’t even care because all of my buddies will be there and also I am typing so much right now so how could I even be upset ok post

Instagram stalking my ex to make sure I think about how much I don't like them respectfully

Forgot that it asks "are you sure you want to download this image again?" When the file name is just image.jpeg or whatever so I was pretty shocked when I thought google was implying that I've downloaded an image of three yukon gold potatoes before

I've been living with my boyfriend for a year now and I'm still getting used to witnessing someone being good at cooking. He's a great cook, and when he makes something that tastes off he just knows "oh this needed more liquid" or "oh this could've used more of this specific seasoning" and then corrects it next time. When I cook something shitty I go "this is pretty gross! Guess I'll cook it exactly the same way next time and still eat it!"