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The hand antiseptic was not that famous back then :)
Mom Anon
Yes she does tend to forget there could also be cameras behind her, doesn’t she? The hand wiping is my favourite from the Star Wars premier.
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I don’t even care that it’s not Weirdo Wednesday :D
The Fall Guy
I just finished watching in and it is definitely going to my favorite movie of all time. The story itself is not that complicated, you can guess the plot right away but sometimes I just need to watch this kind of thing. The actions that the stunts do in this movie though are very well thought.
I knew it's a kind of movie that you think it's ok to stream it later but doh like you can see all kind of stunts and these folks on a giant screen.
As for Tom Ryder character, my takeaway on actors is that most of them will behave like him :)
But seriously go watch it in cinema, it is worth your money and your time.
THIS IS WHY YA BROKE ASS COULDN’T AFFORD A RETURN TICKET
I thought he was in Italy?
Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
Tom Hiddleston at the 2024 Miami Film Festival
The way she stepped down to the stairs........ I AM CRYYYY! Weirdo next profession should be a comedian!
Mom Anon
Anna: We’ll see Nonny. It looks to me like she’s trying to bait a third pregnancy the same way she did it the first time around.
Mom Anon: we think alike again Anna! Especially with that smirk.
Now this has me convinced of two Wuv! 😍 look how tight his grip is! Look how gentlemanly he helps her off those steps in her heels! Romance all over!
He practically drags her off those steps and she looks like she wants to pick up a tan from the flashlights. And why no pics of the arrival of much romance? I’ll do subtitles later on, lets see if more romance pics await us from this evening out.
Anna: There are pics of Ben’s arrival Mom Anon. They’re just with Edward St Aubyn instead of Weirdo:
I can only assume she flew to the party on her bromstick.
Meanwhile, @khanspets found more pics which are even better than the Rex ones:
He looks soooooo happy as he’s dragging her down the stairs, no? Such a gentleman :D
The Instagram
Why suddenly Weirdo has social media accounts? Not only one, but two accounts with the same profile picture but under different username.
I think the left one is the official account because Cruick Shank Cazenove is mentioned on the bio, which made me think that the reason that this account exists it's because Weirdo finally got in the prestigious agents.
There's only 2 posts on the account which raise a question, why there's no Weirdo's past works posted there? Isn't she had been a director since 2014/2015/God Only Knows?
And why suddenly she made a public Instagram Account(s)? What happened to all the credible websites that used to re-re-re-re-re-introduce Weirdo? Does no one want to publish her avant-garde works anymore?
Yes, both of them are really pathetic in terms of numbers of followers. The account has been around for almost a year. I mean she is the wife of two timed oscar nominee and can't even manage to get at least 1000 followers.
These accounts only prove the famous quote of @annashipper:
Another PR mandatory thing 🥱 Since TWOBC had an event in Venice and there’s no supportive hubby to be found in the pictures.
I don’t speak Italian but obviously they are on vacation in Italy. No pics tho… 🤷♀️
Congrats Weirdo for landing another job this year!!
look how serious weirdo was with all the notes that she prepared for this!
…. and it must be very very tiring for her, barely can open her eyes. her insights might be very useful since she had an early experience as a listener beforehand.
AND WHY, OH WHY she had to wear THAT LOOSE + V BIG BLAZER? She looked great in that dress.
Ok, I have some questions (and I think there wont be any answers)
Was it very very cold? If it was, she didn’t wear any blazer in this pic
Why there’s no picture when she did the talking?
Where’s the supportive husband/family man?
Does she know how to use comb?
Cant wait to watch the aftermovie (if there ever was).
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Btw goodluck weirdo, I think you have to find lots other job to cover the loss of TEWSF
Here is the fist set of papped pics that dropped on Weibo on the 29th of November 2020.
In which we can clearly see that Pilo has … shrunk(!!!) since we last saw him in August of 2018, when Jessie Fortuna, a friend of Weirdo’s posted privately private pics on her (then) non-private account on Instagram, because Ben had Jaeger LeCoultre watches to sell at Cannes a few days later.
Anyway, I’m glad to see that Ben was finally able to fly Weirdo into London, as well as secure three rented children for a photo op. However, I’m not glad that they still can’t get appropriately aged children for these pap walks.
We already know Ben and Weirdo are clueless when it comes to consistency of course, but I would expect that someone who knows better would’ve cleared the children being cast for this pap op, introducing Schrodinger Pilo to the world. Instead, either everyone around them is as clueless as they are, or no one cares that much about consistency, because they know noone except Nans and Skeptics is paying attention to this travelling circus anymore.
That’s probably how they ended up getting photographed with a child that looks shorter than Pilo did in August of 2018, and Schrodinger Pilo that’s supposed to be about 18 months old looks around the same age as Pilo 2.0 who is supposed to be 2 years older than he is.
I mean…
Ben looking straight into the camera lens of the paparazzo is of course a given every time he engages in such desperate pap walks nowadays, but I digress. I’d really like to know why Ben has a mask on, while Weirdo is disregarding mask mandates out in public.
On a sidenote, I’d love to know the name of the agency circulating these pics. Is it the same one which conducted that gloriously messy pap walk at the Heath back in August of 2017? The one that the Fail bought the rights for but never published, proving that even their standards are higher than Ben’s nowadays?
wondering if it's for TEWSF, bcs if it is yeah it's true.
Demoted from “wife” to “significant other” 😂
Did you see the video of Ben and Sophie dancing at James Rhodes wedding? Are you crying about it?
Why would I cry about? Other than crying from laughing. Just like everything else with the sham, they looked awkward. Besides, why post it now, years later? Is it because you don’t have anything RECENT of them together?
Weirdo Wednesday tomorrow and I have something on my mind.
Darn! How I wish I discover this back in 2014-ish when everything has just started for the dismals. I really like how @annashipper wrote her reasoning, if she became an author I for sure will buy her book. Although she hasn’t blogged anything about the dismals since 2022, wondering why? Well, I’m here 10 years later and joining this little corner. Shall I continue her skeptic legacy?
Story Time.
Sorry, but this time not so funny.
(Please note that the used images & the speech bubbles not reflect the situation, all just made up - for fun ;)
Other Stories:
The Primrose Walk
The Kimmel Gift
Miss Pocket & the Princess
Celebrities ACTUALLY being private
In the interest of privacy, let’s have a look at another couple that recently became parents.
Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander started dating back in 2014, when they were starring together on The Light Between Oceans. They didn’t feel the need to ever confirm they were in a relationship, even though they kept being spotted and photographed out and about together, and the question of whether they’re officially an item was answered when Alicia won an Oscar in 2016, and she kissed Fassy before stepping up to receive her award.
In fact, when asked by a reported in 2016, Alicia had this to say:
To make a long story short, they got married in 2017, and were spotted with their baby at an airport terminal in France:
That’s how the press found out they’d become parents:
Brief reminder of Ben and The Wife of wearing sunglasses inside JFK airport because… they probably think they’re both major Hollywood stars:
The Wife Of smiling at the paparazzo of course, because… unhinged famewhore.
This is what Alicia Vikander, Academy Award winner looks like when she knows she’s being photographed with her baby by a paparazzo:
If looks could kill…
Anyway. Food for thought.
Why is Ben being vegan still such a big talking point? Lots of people are vegan it's not that interesting lol
Well the nannies think it makes him a saint (and I suspect he does too or he wouldn’t tell us so often) so they like to talk about it. But yes I agree, no ones diet is really interesting to others imo, just do what you like. If you’re talking about skeptics, it’s not even remotely the fact that he’s vegan that is prompting discussion (at least from me and tbh I’ve barely discussed it but will right now). As you say, many people are and that’s fine. It’s 1) that he goes out of his way to mention it ALL the time, so much that it’s become a joke (I can count on one hand the number of times Martin’s mentioned his diet over many years), and 2) he has a total unqualified quack posting unnecessary BS on social media about feeding him and wifey (almost everything about that pic was unrealistic and almost everything about her is dangerous) and yes I think that was directed By Him. Approved regardless and it’s obviously a combo of wanting to look married and helping out his latest leech. But of course he can’t make it believable because he never can.
Plenty of people are vegan for perfectly good reasons. In his case I suspect it’s part having guilt and needing to atone, and to tell us how wonderful he is, and part being manipulated by a woman who just happens to be vegan (again, not a bad thing on its own). I just hope at least she’s doing the diet right. This after all is someone who doesn’t believe in vaccination and believes she, armed with her online course, can treat many serious medical conditions. I certainly wouldn’t trust her to feed me (or any fake wives or children I might have) any diet under any circumstance. But he’s a gullible sap as many have pointed out and demonstrated.
so let me get this straight, the way this totally normal family travels is, kids go to airport w nanny, parents arrive sep, then ben leaves plane sep, nanny and wife and kids another, or sometimes ben arrives sep, wife and ben leave plane together, kids leave w nanny, OR ben and wife arrive at airport, nanny and kids different arrival, ben leaves alone, wife leaves w kids at another time, all meeting on the plane. this is not normal, and they are not that famous. plus, they cold blur the kids
Nonny, it just so happens that I have only one more unanswered ask in my inbox, and yeah, that’s exactly what Nans think:
I would elaborate with snark, but it really wouldn’t matter. Most of these poor Nannies are clearly too dense to understand when they’re being mocked.
Sorry but you can't claim to only post facts when you continually assert that SH and/or children did not travel with BC. Its simply something you do not (and cannot since you didnt travel on the plane) know
Nonny, you may consider this a free lesson (from a Greek) in reading comprehension of the English language.
We are going to use my favourite paragraph from JT’s submission:
the fact of the matter is, ben went on record to say that if he is EVER away form the kids for more than a day or two, he has the entire family w him. full stop. that is what he said. and yet immediately after he said that we have not seen him travelling w his kids once. not once. in fact we’ve never seen ben and sophie complete a trip together since she gave ‘birth’.
since that’s what you were silly enough to want to argue with me about.
SO!
Ben did in fact go on record saying that ever since Hal was born, if he ever has to be away from London for more than a weekend, he takes both of the babies, as well as Sophie Hunter with him.
That is a FACT.
Now. Notice how JT Anon (who also has a satisfactory command of the English language, just like me) phrases the next part of her paragraph:
“And yet immediately after he said that, we have not seen him travelling with his kids once. Not once.”
The emphasis on that sentence is on ‘we have not seen him’.
Ever since Ben was quoted on that German tabloid stating that Sophie and the children always travel with him when he has to be away from home for more than a weekend, we have not seen Christopher, Hal or Schrodinger Pilo travelling with Ben once. Not a single time Nonny.
That is also a FACT Nonny.
Your sentence:
“Its simply something you do not (and cannot since you didnt travel on the plane) know”
is you deriving a conclusion, based on what simple logic tells you. The simple logic being that if Ben is photographed at an airport, but his children are not there with him, they simply aren’t there.
So, the facts stated are that:
1. Ben said he travels with his wife and children2. Ben has not been photographed traveling with said wife and children
Both 100% provable.
Alas, what we also have are pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch with Sophie Hunter at JFK (when they had to stay away from London for more than a weekend), but with no children around. What’s worse we have pictures of Ben alone at Heathrow, Gatwick, JFK and LAX since then, when he had to be away from his family for more than two days in a row.
And that, Nonny, is how you read a paragraph and actually understand what you’ve just read.
You’re welcome :o)
JT Anon
I’ve seen people saying that preg is 9months, so it would be hard for her not to be pregnant during award season
It’s not that she is pregnant, it’s that it’s the same formula every award and promo season that results in product promotion and media mentions right when Bens industry is the most watched and when he needs the most promotion.
It’s not that she is simply in some stage of pregnancy, it’s that the formula is the same and utilized for max media mentions
Ben has a project to promote, and naturally those projects will be promoted the heaviest during the busiest time in his industry. He can’t get a half a dozen articles just on his work alone these days. Other than marvel, his projects are not the type that would warrant a handful of fail mentions and other tabloid and entertainment news sites
Just her being pregnant wouldn’t generate a half a dozen articles circulating his name and either piggybacking and mentioning his projects or adding his projects into the soup of media.
They have to market each pregnancy for maximum exposure, meaning the MOST articles and mentions possible on the MOST platforms possible
That means they need to bait a pregnancy. Enter weirdos signature is she or isn’t she look that gets people talkin, people looking at the couple. There would be no discussion if she were just pregnant. People need to pay attention to the media being presented, so they need the is she debate. Add onto that the dress sales and she gets a little revenue and name mentions
Then they get a handful of speculation articles. Then they double their media mentions by waiting on a confirmation. They get a handful of “she def is, but no mention yet”. Then they can get the same places to push media when it is eventually confirmed.
Then they get to market the skeptics. Other than her clown car uterus, Ben doesn’t have anything going on. The guy is not awash im interesting and challenging roles. He sure as shit ain’t not IT boy anymore, so he needs something else to spice it up. They can get people who otherwise would scroll past the is she and dress headline to actually stop and read is there is a conspiracy being pushed. Enter the PR stunt family narrative again.
It’s not that she is simply pregnant, it’s that she is pregnant the same way each time, and it’s chopped up in a way that gets the absolute most amount of media possible out of the situation. Speculation articles, confirmation articles, skeptic articles, then standard family stories, dresses etc. That’s double the potential media of just “she’s pregnant, here’s a dress”
it’s def waaay more than if they just kept it private and all they sold was her dress. There is a spectrum of least amount of media attention to the absolute most they can wring out of it. Least being not saying anything and keeping is precious for them to enjoy, and most is chopping it up like I said and getting the most amount of media possible
That’s why it’s weird, it’s because each time it’s chopped and marketed for the MOST media possible, and she just happens to be pregnant the one way/timing that that is possible every single award season since she arrived.
J chopping up this burrito for maximum food love T anon
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JT dropping a truth bomb out of the blue
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/03/blind-item-7_15.html?m=1
And here is the bullshit drivel of Zero. She’s a producer now of the movie she will make of that bullshit book of her relative Meghan Hunter.
Zero surely will burn more of BC’s money.
https://bombmagazine.org/articles/jessica-grindstaff-of-phantom-limb/
Hope that movie bombs but if you know the book it will - if the movie will ever see the light of day that is …