Had A D2 Dream, But I Can Barely Remember It

Had a D2 dream, but I can barely remember it

Most of what I remember is that Nezarec was there and something about Taken being given sentience in the Pale Heart (they were red and had anxiety)

I think there might’ve been prismatic things, and I remember a bunch of guardians wearing new (not in-game) exotics being trapped in pyramid amber

Also there was a new subclass, and I can only remember Warlock because a Hunter called them a bootleg rave tech. It was based around light beams or some shit, blinding and stunning enemies with big fuck off lasers

He’s been very fond of that chair lately

Does Lysander know anyone named Cassius or is my dream brain doing another prophecy?

Thinking about this AU still

story below the cut bc I kinda got out of control

Mazerunner tries to steal Hive magic on Titan to break Bèl’s tithe-lines, but accidentally gets Xivu’s attention personally.

Xivu reads him like a book and chastises him “YOU INVOKE MY NAME AND COURT BUT DAMN THE LOGIC BEHIND IT? YOU DARE COMPARE YOURSELF TO MY BROTHER, OUR FIRST NAVIGATOR?”

She sees a tool in Mazerunner’s ambition. He’s not a trickster like her heretic sister, and he has a LOT of pent-up anger about both Bèl and his other Risen alike.

She swims through the Sea of Screams, untethered to her Throne. She calls to the edges of the Ascendant Plane that border Lower Sol, screaming an order to her loyal Hive below the silvered mirror.

A pack of Wizards hear her, and deep in the Arcology, they lay a Cryptolyph as a trap. The moment Mazerunner tracks it down it springs, releasing the virus spores into the air and filling his lungs.

Xivu speaks again, Mazerunner’s voice as her own- “YOU KNOW OUR TRUTH SO CLOSELY, AND YET YOU REFUSE IT. PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF MY LOVE, FOR I AM WAR ITSELF.”

And there he stands, sickening rot stabbing deep into his soul. His helmet’s eyes cloud over, his respirator coughing out a miasma of spores with every staggered breath.

“WHAT ARE YOU?”

Mazerunner, Wrathborn.

I CAN SMELL THIS VIRUS INFECTING MY LUNGS

A SICKENING ROT THAT STABS DEEP INTO MY SOUL

IT ASKS A SIMPLE QUESTION WITH A SIMPLE ANSWER-

“WHAT ARE YOU?”

“WRATHBORN”

AND SO IT ASKS AGAIN

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

Had a dream last night that Bungie reissued Splicer weapons and the foundry perk was them talking to you. There was a Splicer hand cannon that had the voice of an angry bird named Carrot (?).

(The perk icon for the speaking parrot intrinsic was literally just a crunchy jpeg of a bird superimposed over the bottom right of the inspection screen. I remember it was green and yellow, looked kinda like a parakeet, and had a very smug aura about it.)

Also for some reason, the Splicer auto rifle had a different perk- there was a chance for some of its bullets to fire like the weird drifting projectiles that some Eliksni guns have

Also Misraaks was there at one point but I can’t elaborate on my sfw blog /hj