Had A D2 Dream, But I Can Barely Remember It

Had a D2 dream, but I can barely remember it

Most of what I remember is that Nezarec was there and something about Taken being given sentience in the Pale Heart (they were red and had anxiety)

I think there might’ve been prismatic things, and I remember a bunch of guardians wearing new (not in-game) exotics being trapped in pyramid amber

Also there was a new subclass, and I can only remember Warlock because a Hunter called them a bootleg rave tech. It was based around light beams or some shit, blinding and stunning enemies with big fuck off lasers

Had a dream last night that Bungie reissued Splicer weapons and the foundry perk was them talking to you. There was a Splicer hand cannon that had the voice of an angry bird named Carrot (?).

(The perk icon for the speaking parrot intrinsic was literally just a crunchy jpeg of a bird superimposed over the bottom right of the inspection screen. I remember it was green and yellow, looked kinda like a parakeet, and had a very smug aura about it.)

Also for some reason, the Splicer auto rifle had a different perk- there was a chance for some of its bullets to fire like the weird drifting projectiles that some Eliksni guns have

Also Misraaks was there at one point but I can’t elaborate on my sfw blog /hj

rough recreation

Had a dream last night that Bungie reissued Splicer weapons and the foundry perk was them talking to you. There was a Splicer hand cannon that had the voice of an angry bird named Carrot (?).

(The perk icon for the speaking parrot intrinsic was literally just a crunchy jpeg of a bird superimposed over the bottom right of the inspection screen. I remember it was green and yellow, looked kinda like a parakeet, and had a very smug aura about it.)

Also for some reason, the Splicer auto rifle had a different perk- there was a chance for some of its bullets to fire like the weird drifting projectiles that some Eliksni guns have

Also Misraaks was there at one point but I can’t elaborate on my sfw blog /hj

tumblr keeps trying to open my browser app when a certain ad spawns

I’ve yet to catch it fully loaded but this feels like a straight security risk? Like I’m not even clicking the ad I’m just scrolling

would tag staff but we all know they do fuck all except ban trans folks for no reason

here is an ask game based off destiny 2 exotics! 🟡 feel free to reblog and have fun

Riskrunner - What was the very first weapon that your Guardian knew was truly theirs? Do they still use it?

Sunshot - What is your Guardian's temper? How do they handle stressful situations? How do they relax?

Ace of Spades - What's your Guardian's relationship with the Vanguard?

Crimson - Does your Guardian often compete in the Crucible arena? How successfully?

Le Monarque - How does your Guardian feel about puzzles and mysteries?

Ager's Scepter - Does your Guardian enjoy hunting down lore, transmissions, stories? Do they know much outside of the Vanguard network?

Touch of Malice - Is your Guardian often participating in raids?

Hard Light - Is your Guardian proficient in all subclasses or do they specialize? Do they have a favorite subclass power?

Gjallarhorn - Was your Guardian risen during the D1 or D2 events, or even earlier?

Black Talon - What is your Guardian's aesthetic?

Malfeasance - Did your Guardian side with the Vanguard or the Drifter when he asked? (or what would they have picked if didn't get a chance back then)

Witherhoard - Does your Guardian wield the Darkness? How does it make them feel?

One Thousand Voices - Is your Guardian lucky with loot drops?

Outbreak Perfected - Does your Guardian have any body modifications? Do they want any?

Trinity Ghoul - Does your Guardian prefer to work alone or do they have a fireteam?

Huckleberry - What is your Guardian's approach to combat? Are they subtle, all guns blazing or prefer to avoid it altogether?

The Neomuni definitely have like cameras and shit to watch the real world while in the CloudArk, and I bet that they watch Nimbus fight like a streamer broadcasting their game

Since Neomuna has more connections to Golden Age Humanity, I also bet the Neomuni talk like a very linguistic-later version of our timeline’s 20somethings

All this to say that Nimbus would 100% call Misraaks’ splicer gauntlet “poggers” (or the Neomuni equivalent)

Misraaks is confused as shit until he asks Eido what that means and she lights up like a Christmas tree because the Eliksni youth have their own versions of that and she immediately starts cross-referencing modern/golden age/Neomuni slang

Eido pesters her dad into letting her come to Neomuna one time and she and Nimbus almost instantly become friends

Thinking abt how Osiris, Misraakskel, and Nimbus would interact

Like, imagine a season where Osiris and Nimbus reach out to Misraaks for help with a Vex invasion on Neomuna

and the three of them find assimilated!Asher in the Vexnet commanding an entire legion of “corrupted” frames to wage war on the Sol Divisive or some shit

Could be an opportunity for Vex allies, even if temporarily

Seasonal armor could be similar to the Undying ornaments- Vex shit- but mixed with Splicer stuff, Neomuni tech, and maybe aspects of the Mercury sets

Weapons could be reprised Mercury and Splicer weapons, or even fusions of the two