NOW ENTERING:

NOW ENTERING:

SWORD COUNTRY

According to Motto Generator, my motto is: 

                                             Ex Victoria Virtus                                              (In Victory Virtue)

What’s yours?

@elenothar @sparklecryptid @charlottedabookworm @lectorel @darthrevaan @morgynleri @theotherguysride @deadcatwithaflamethrower @norcumi @dogmatix @starofthemourning @theperidotshade @angelrider13 @phoenixwithahoardoflibraries and everyone else. 

Pretty bottles!

Stuff I saw on the whiteboard at school.

Firebrand was me, but idk where the chef came from

Gee, fuckin thanks I guess

Some friends.

We had a party in Spanish class.

There were balloons. And sharpies.

You can see where this is going

Just..... man, this is probably my favorite list ever, and I’m happy that I found it

Also, I found a book that fits this perfectly: Hawk, by Mike Booth. Here’s the Wattpad link: https://my.w.tt/et8ZjyVLp1

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fmy.w.tt%2Fet8ZjyVLp1&t=ZTE3YmU4YzNiMjIwNTdiYjUyN2E0NTBmNGYxZGQ2YzQyYzhiMGE5ZSxlM2NmYmUyMjUxZGI3ZTIwZjI0ZmZhODRmNDI1NzllOTY5ODk5NWFi

sci-fi jobs that must exist that i find inexplicably amusing:

space customs

tow trucks except they’re towing illegally parked spaceships

for that matter, spaceship thieves, if only for how much more effort i imagine that would take

irs agents who have to find tax evaders who went 2 or 3 galaxies over

literally everything about the concept of the space version of the dmv

imagine being the person who teaches hapless 16 year olds how to fly a spaceship

people who analyze Old Earth media for a living the same way people now analyze shakespeare or beowulf, aka a bunch of scholarly and serious academics writing papers arguing the true meaning of Mean Girls and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and A Very Potter Musical

cruise spaceships. you’re taking a slow tour of saturn’s rings and people are still complaining about you running out of cocktail sauce

feel free to add more