Dustin, Screaming: MUM!!!

Dustin, screaming: MUM!!!

Steve and his mother, at the same time: Yeah?

Dustin:

Steve:

Dustin: ... I swear, I can explain this-

WE WERE ROBBED

look at how proud tony is

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

Tony, talking like he’s documenting his life: ... and what’s worse than having a husband who’s addicted to Beyoncé? 

Tony: *pointing at Stephen who’s sitting on a chair and moving his shoulders to a beat while having his headphones on*

Tony: ... a son who’s addicted to Katy Perry. 

Tony: *passing by Peter who’s singing “Hot ‘n Cold” loudly*

Tony: *walking to Harley’s room, opening his door slowly and looking at Harley, who’s headbanging while listening to AC/DC on high volume*

Tony, whiping away a tear: And this is Harley, the only light of my life. 

Tony: Cats meow to communicate with their owners

Tony: So what if your cat's like "meow"

Tony: And you think, okay, it just wants food again

Tony: But it actually says something like "I love you"

Tony, nearly crying: But you're never gonna know, because you can't understand it

Stephen: GODDAMMIT, TONY, IT'S 3AM IN THE MORNING-

Stephen:

Stephen: And cats are soulless beasts, they'd never say something like that, I'm sure it only wants food

Me, a confused nine year old, not being able to speak a single word in English, while listening to Shawn Mendes: “Okay, I get that ‘treat you better’ point, but who the fuck is Gen Norman?”