Headcanon That Tachihara And Gin Use Bongo Cat ReligiouslyAku: GIN TURN THAT SHIT OF-*gets Cut Of By

headcanon that tachihara and gin use bongo cat religiously Aku: GIN TURN THAT SHIT OF- *gets cut of by gin and tachihara spamming the meow button* talking about this btw

tachihara doesnt even live with the akus, he just breaks into their apartment a lot gin and tachi also wake up hirotsu with their bullshit and they introduced bongo cat to Q

bsd is so fucking stupid like chuuya being a fake vampire makes no sense imo The eye veins??? the contacts??? fangs??? its all fake??? bullshit, that all being fake is so dumb. he couldve had vampy backstory as to how and why like, he was sent out on a mission to retrieve aku before the pm knew he died, and was bombarded with a bunch of vampires, aku being in the bunch. only reason he got turned was cause he didnt wanna use his ability and possibly hurt "his boy" i wouldve taken that over fake vampy chuuya any day. like, dazai gave him a whole heartfelt speech, the hyeergh, all of that is so awkward now.

i like the idea of yandere!atsushi keeping a notebook small enoughto fit in his pocket with him and all of it is just about aku like, drawings, likes and dislikes, facts, ect. and he keeps it with him at all times. and akutagawa sees him writing in it and tells him to focus cause their mission is important and atsushi is like "ok but let me finish this one note" he eventually starts printing pictures of aku that he takes while following him around the city and pasting them into the notebook.

OH MY GOD??

PILOT COOKIE MY GRANPA HELLO??????? NEW CONTENT???????????????? i cant wait for more pilot istg hes my fav comfort character

They all have karaoke nights once a month btw yall Tecchou: Can I go next with the ant song Poe: Its my turn next and im singing dead girl walking wait your turn you man child. Aku: FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA GO NEXT then sigma is just standing there, holding the microphone, waiting for poe to play the lyrics to the perfect pair by beabadoobee now more mindless scenarios i have in my little marble brain Aku: Poe, have you seen my calligraphy brush? Poe: Karl took the smallest nip at it so i bought you a brand new one for 5 million made with expensive wood and fibers Aku: Aku: Ok then. Tecchou: Hey Sigma, do you want some of the food I made? Sigma, bless her heart, not knowing anything about Tecchous food: Oh su- Aku & Poe: WAIT NO- Sigma: Hey guys I think I might be genderflu- Tecchou: Same. Aku: I'm transmasc Poe: Same. Poe: Hey can you take care of Karl for me? It's just for a few hours, please. I'm taking Ranpo to his job since he can't go on the train alone. Sigma, unreasonably determined: I will. insert sigma cradling karl like a newborn child Tecchou: Can I show you my ant farm and introduce you to them Aku: Only if I can show you my pet bugs that i keep in my garden Tecchou: Deal. Aku: Deal.

Aku, sigma, tecchou, and poe friendship when aku and tecchou bond over ants karl tries to eat the ants they all stole sigma from the doa theyre all the quiet kid that yells when with their friends except aku, hes kinda always yelling a bunch of rich people and literally some military soldier aku uses rashomon to hold them all in the air a bunch of suit/victorian clothes wearers, then a military uniform wearer poe lets them hang out with karl

I SEE PILOT IN THE BACKGROUNDDD

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