Alternative Nonsense Theory - The Person Who Creates Kunikida's Notebooks Is The One Who Made The Book

Alternative nonsense theory - the person who creates Kunikida's notebooks is the one who made the book

New nonsense BSD theory, the book is actually dazais suicide handbook/walkthrough

Idk I just think it would be funny if the big BSD twist was that the book was just some book Dazai had this whole time

Those mushrooms he ate in the one episode didnt even exist beforehand, he created that shit via writing "silly silly mushrooms" in the book

I like the idea of Atsushi gently holding akus coat but just imagine

- Him not wanting to touch it out of fear that his claws might rip it

- Him hiding it in his closet before going out to fight because he doesn't want to risk the last he has of Akutagawa being taken

- Keeping it in Anne's room

- Him telling someone to destroy it because he doesn't want to be in denial of Akutagawa being dead

- Him losing it at sea (I can imagine it's hard to swim with an overcoat on)

- His claws actually ripping it (Accidentally)

- Him losing it in the airport

*shows up at your door sweating, breathing heavily, covered in blood* have you thought about akutagawa ryuunosuke today?

One day I wanna be invited to some sorta party and be trusted to bring apple cider so that I can walk in, shout "I BROUGHT THE APPLE CIDER!!" then slam down a bottle of apple cider vinegar and leave

random fun fact about me in kindergarten i was runover by a lawnmower (my uncle was driving)

Atsushi comes home with a full deer and akutagawa appreciates it but at the same time he's gonna feed bits of it to rashoumon and also call Dazai to let him know that Atsushi went hunting again

atsushi: ill make dinner tonight <33

akutagawa, blushing: you do not have to....

atsushi, giggling: im already getting the ingredients silly

akutagawa, glaring at the person who looked at him for blushing on a phone call: if you are on the way, turn back... you must be tired... i shall order from your favorite restaurant

atsushi: im already at the forest though

akutagawa: ah then maybe tomo- did you just say forest

atsushi: yeah, and i have to go, that deer looks yummier than the others

akutagawa: jinko do not hunt- *call cuts* why do i bother