Need Every Character To Be Gay So All The Homophobes Will Fuck Off And Realise This Isnt Their Show

need every character to be gay so all the homophobes will fuck off and realise this isn’t their show

I did it…

I saved the town.

The “there’s a ton of sex jokes and swear words because it’s literally set in hell” logic falls apart extremely quickly considering the same shtick is used in heaven.

The typical proshipper mindset:

Proshippers: Anti’s are dumb, so we make cp and invest and age gaps and pedophilic content and they don’t like it! It’s fiction, I enjoy jerking off to people who look like children! I also glorify abuse and sometimes make fun of people’s trauma and they don’t like it, but I completely disregard their feelings! So what!?

Normal people: That’s weird and just generally disgusting of you.

Proshippers: Go kill yourself

yall ever think about how mike probably felt like he was getting left behind by his friends because they were interested in girls (except for will but he didn't know that) and that's why he attached himself so much to el?

did you agree to this? her. joining our party. she's ruining the best night of the year (about max)

sound familiar?

you're ruining our party... you're destroying everything and for what? so you can swap spit with some stupid girl (about el)

it's not my fault you don't like girls

projection

and then he does the face he does when he's gonna lie about something

and he says

i mean what'd you think, really? that we were never gonna get girlfriends? that we were just gonna sit in my basement and play games for the rest of our lives?

PROJECTING AGAIN because mike, who even mentioned that? you've thought about it, haven't you, michael?

he was fully expecting will to say no. but NO will says YEAH I GUESS I DID. I REALLY DID

and mike is fucking flabbergasted because that's what he wants too, but he didn't let himself have it because he thought he wasn't allowed to want that

and that's the look of mike realizing he was wrong and he fucked up

proshipping IS harmful btw. what you see portrayed as "good" in fiction makes you more likely to see it as "good" irl. proshippers are idiots tho and some of them can't even fucking read so I don't expect them to get this.

(proshippers dni. you're supposed to be "anti harassment" and yet you harass everyone who calls you out. take your own advice and DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT)