Playing Ultrakill. Need Myself Some Sisyphussy. Sorry

Playing Ultrakill. Need myself some sisyphussy. Sorry

I think I need to shrink him down to the size of a kitty cat and put him in my purse to bring him everywhere with me and give him little kisses throughout the day. No, it wouldn't work if he was normal size. It's different.

Not a horny post:

Just noticed a lot of straight people interacting with our blog lately. I wanna say you guys are welcome, but please know we're fucking faggots, kay? We have a gay man, a lesbian woman, and what can only be classified as a freak so.... It's not like we have a DNI for straight people, just know that we see you. Be good.

Imagining watching a show together and cuddling all sweetly until he slips his cock into my puppycunt unexpectedly and tells me "Just watch your stupid show, mutt. Just take it for me. Be a good boy." By the end of it I'm rutting against him and he's slapping my ass and teasing me for being such a slut (╥﹏╥)

Maybe youd have better luck scamming someone OTHER than a hornyposting blog! Good luck exploiting the goodwill of others!

(This blog has never interacted with us before and ive seen similar scam) ((if you are real, why tf are you asking money from 3 horny stranges without jobs??))

i got the curse of jobless and horny and away from my girlfriend and cant be intimate with my friends and