I Need To Get High And Play Videogames With My Ffriends. Homoerotic Style

I need to get high and play videogames with my ffriends. homoerotic style

The freak I wanna fuck just looked at a picture Weird Al and started giggling..?

I think I need to shrink him down to the size of a kitty cat and put him in my purse to bring him everywhere with me and give him little kisses throughout the day. No, it wouldn't work if he was normal size. It's different.

Not a horny post:

Just noticed a lot of straight people interacting with our blog lately. I wanna say you guys are welcome, but please know we're fucking faggots, kay? We have a gay man, a lesbian woman, and what can only be classified as a freak so.... It's not like we have a DNI for straight people, just know that we see you. Be good.

i got the curse of jobless and horny and away from my girlfriend and cant be intimate with my friends and

I wanna watch a movie with someone!!

We're sitting on the couch together. All cozy and warm. I look at you with innocent enough eyes asking,

"Can I lay on your lap?"

It's kind of embarrassing, but you agree. You can feel my chest on your thigh. My pulse is so quick. I slide my hand along the hem of your shirt and wordlessly ask to touch you some more. I push your shirt up and start kissing your happy trail. My tongue is all hot and wet on your hairy belly and I'm kissing it quicker now. Like I need it. I do. I grab at your shirt trying to get it off. I'm sitting up now, straddling your leg to get some pressure on my parts. I need it so fucking bad.

"You can take this off for me, can't you, puppy?"

I'm practically pleading now. Absolutely panting into your ear. Like a mutt in heat just trying its best to get some relief. You grant my wish and take off your shirt to give my mouth full access. Your lips, neck, nipples, stomach. All so sticky now with hickeys starting to form. You'll be beautiful once I'm done with you.